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Author Topic: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.  (Read 2065 times)

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Pertinax

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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2007, 08:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Biscuit on December 18, 2007, 06:06:47 PM
What;s wrong with her appearance? She is a very attractive woman.


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Mr Speaker, I'd like to endorse the comments made by the Honourable Member for Baked Goods. It had come to the attention of the house that 11% of the male population of this fine land of ours would actually chose to have sexual relations with the Member for Token Gestures to Appease the Militant Labor Left Faction, should they be confronted with a choice between her or either the Deputy Government Whip, Senator Ruth Webber or Senator Trish Crossin. The remaining 89% would sooner have sex with a box of broken glass.
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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2007, 10:34:27 PM »
Hmmm...could someone post a pic of her next to pics of the people form the Melbourne party?

There's a point to be made.
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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2007, 10:53:06 PM »
Quote from: Biscuit on December 18, 2007, 05:46:50 PM
I think we're going for the 'phased withdrawal'. Two have already come back recently  :-P

"On 30 November 2007, the newly-elected government of Australia announced the pullout of the country's 550 combat soldiers by early 2008" (out of 1000 troops)

Of course, I'm sure Julia Gillard will preside over this bit given that to a woman "early 30's" goes up to about 39yrs 11 months, and therefore "early 2008" could stretch a little further with a few layers of blusher.

"Phased withdrawal". That is just Rudds way of haxing sex. Come a little bit, pull out a little bit....come a little bit... pull out a little bit. See the fucker just got in and he is already doing things half-arsed. What a fucking wet fish that Queenslander is.
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Pertinax

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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2007, 12:48:34 PM »
Only 5 days to go. Has Big Kev lost his mojo?

I feel sorry for people who voted Labor. They'll wake up in July and realise that they voted for John Howard in an ALP cloak.

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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2007, 04:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Pertinax on December 20, 2007, 12:48:34 PM
I feel sorry for people who voted Labor. They'll wake up in July and realise that they voted for John Howard in an ALP cloak.

Bah...surely everyone knew that when they voted for him?
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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2007, 04:21:18 PM »
Quote from: Science Guy on December 18, 2007, 03:28:20 PM
As opposed to yours who was all about the money.

And that's not a "nose so bright" that's just a fucking zit.

SG

That's because the spotter's fee for finding your dick was pretty good, and she owns a pretty powerful magnifying glass..

Leave the reindeer out of this - he ain't done nuthin to nobody!  :x
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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2007, 09:41:54 AM »
Quote from: rudolph on December 20, 2007, 04:21:18 PM
That's because the spotter's fee for finding your dick was pretty good, and she owns a pretty powerful magnifying glass..

Excellent!

We agree your mother swaps favours for cash.  She ain't much but "sell cheaply, sell often" is a sensible from of business in some instances (this being one of them).

And that magnifying glass has a lovely ebony handle!

SG
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Re: The Diggers' Christmas Countdown.
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2010, 05:25:32 PM »
Quote from: Pertinax on December 18, 2007, 02:19:56 PM
Shall we run a book on dates?

I'll put my hand up for 14th of February, 2009.

You lose, it seems.
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