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Christmas Game
« on: December 11, 2007, 07:40:39 PM »

In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an
expression commonly used at Christmastide.


 1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as ...Answer: Christmas eve

 2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited
    by the ghost of ... Answer: Chistmas present

 3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a ...Answer: North Poll

 4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? Answer: Ho, Ho, Ho   

 5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?
    ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Answer: Noel, Noel (no L, no L)

 6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are
    passing on ...Answer: Season's greetings

 7. A holy man bereft of change could be called ...Answer: Saint Nickle-less

 8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a ...Answer: Baaa humbug

 9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a ...Answer: Silent Knight

 10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get...Answer: Sandy Claws

 11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called ... Answer: Christmas cards

 12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a ...Answer : Cresh

 13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25
     as ...Answer: Christmas Carols

 14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry
     Christmas? Answer: Fleece Navidad

Well, that is the end...I hope you had fun!!! That is, until I find another one to post!!!
« Last Edit: December 12, 2007, 11:36:51 AM by bookworm »
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 07:42:30 PM »

Shit, Bookie!  This is hard!
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 07:43:56 PM »

4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____,
    _____.

Ho Ho Ho?


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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 07:44:51 PM »

 10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get Sandy Claws8-)
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 07:46:25 PM »

8. has got to be a woolly jumper.

9. is a silent night.

2. is christmas past.

I'm stumped now.
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 07:47:44 PM »

11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____
     _____.

Christmas Crackers?
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 07:48:24 PM »

Shit, Bookie!  This is hard!

I don't get some of them myself, but I am sure that combined, all of you will.

Ho Ho Ho?

Yep

10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get Sandy Claws8-)

Yep
8. has got to be a woolly jumper.

9. is a silent night.

2. is christmas past.

I'm stumped now.

8. No.
9. Yes
2. So close (think common christmas sayings....)

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Christmas Crackers?

Again, so close...change one word...
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 07:49:59 PM »


 1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as Santa Claus?
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 07:52:19 PM »

3.  Snow job?

2.  Christmas presents?

6.  Seasonings' greetings?
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 07:53:23 PM »

1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as Santa Claus?
Ha ha ha...no

Twisting words helps...also, some words sound alike, but may not actually have the same meaning (e.g. Silent Knight/ Night)

3.  Snow job?
2.  Christmas presents?

3. No
2. Close enough...christmas present
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 07:55:31 PM »

5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?
    ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____,
    _____

Noel Noel!
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 07:57:34 PM »

Yep (no L, no L)
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 08:01:36 PM »

1.  Christmas Eve.
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 08:05:24 PM »

yep!!!
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Re: Christmas Game
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 08:07:41 PM »

Well, what about
 6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are
    passing on _____ _____.

Season's greetings
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