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Re: Headlines
« Reply #2760 on: February 08, 2010, 07:14:10 PM »
I don't have masters in English, I have mistresses. :-P

Even pedants get it wrong sometimes, SG.

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« Reply #2761 on: February 09, 2010, 11:40:41 AM »
It's obviously God's fault.

Instead of using a man's rib & creating the imperfect beings we now know as "Woman", he should have given us blokes the ability to breed "Greek Style".
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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« Reply #2762 on: February 09, 2010, 11:02:57 PM »
Interesting sentiments Hammer. 
I think you left all males in this forum with their backs to the wall with your comments about blokes having the ability to breed "Greek Style"
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« Reply #2763 on: February 10, 2010, 06:49:22 PM »
Garrett grilled over insulation electrocutions

Taken from ABC News:
"He was grilled in Parliament today over whether he did enough to heed industry concern about how some contractors were installing the insulation, which has now been rolled out to almost 40 000 homes."


Insulation electric shocks explain Garrett's erratic dance moves
« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 08:03:02 PM by Drainster »
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« Reply #2764 on: February 12, 2010, 05:34:54 PM »
Hooker apprentice sets up Kill Catholic Facebook page
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« Reply #2765 on: February 15, 2010, 03:13:15 PM »
Pauline Hanson to emigrate to Britain:  Australia's answer to the convict transgressions of the past.
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« Reply #2766 on: February 16, 2010, 05:47:55 PM »
Quote from: hammer on February 08, 2010, 05:48:33 PM
That used to really get my goat!

Should that be, that used to really get up my goat?
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« Reply #2767 on: February 16, 2010, 05:53:05 PM »
Broken Hill licensee fined for supplying alcohol to miners
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« Reply #2768 on: February 17, 2010, 03:44:18 PM »
Semi-trailer driver popularity dives after failing to hit Abbott
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« Reply #2769 on: February 18, 2010, 01:42:42 PM »
Prayers to Mary MacKillop for Tony Abbott to be hit by a road train left unanswered
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« Reply #2770 on: February 18, 2010, 08:17:34 PM »
Truck driver blames poor road conditions for failure to hit Abbott
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« Reply #2771 on: February 20, 2010, 05:38:42 PM »
Garrett stops insulation to protect endangered pink bat species
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« Reply #2772 on: February 22, 2010, 10:04:00 AM »
ABBOT WANTS GARRETT'S HEAD

Actual Headline From Herald Sun 22-02-2010

Isn't Tony ugly enough?

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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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« Reply #2773 on: February 22, 2010, 11:00:31 PM »
Eddie so far up Weir's arse Molloy requires chair to be placed against wall
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« Reply #2774 on: February 23, 2010, 12:42:52 AM »
I think "Eddie makes gerbil of himself on national TV" probably covers it, SG. Leave Mick out of it, he wasn't even there!
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