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Re: Headlines
« Reply #2731 on: February 02, 2010, 09:21:54 PM »

OK, not quite a headline but still...

"I feel like a little young boy that has his toy in his hands and just enjoys himself"

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/motorsport/schumachers-shock-and-awe-back-cutting-corners-20100202-nanu.html

Wanker indeed.

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« Reply #2732 on: February 03, 2010, 02:20:41 PM »

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« Reply #2733 on: February 03, 2010, 03:48:22 PM »

Love that one of the tags is 'human interest'
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Re: Headlines
« Reply #2734 on: February 04, 2010, 01:04:50 PM »

Men at Work change name to Men back to work
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« Reply #2735 on: February 04, 2010, 01:07:12 PM »

Microsoft searches for flaws in Explorer

LOL This is a real headline.
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« Reply #2736 on: February 05, 2010, 03:09:36 PM »

Sponsorship Deal: Miranda Kerr to become the arse of Macquarie Bank
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« Reply #2737 on: February 05, 2010, 07:13:18 PM »

Sponsorship Deal: Miranda Kerr to become the arse of Macquarie Bank

Their logo is already called the "Silver Doughnut"

Maybe she's had some weird way out there anal bleaching action...

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« Reply #2738 on: February 05, 2010, 07:24:53 PM »

Their logo is already called the "Silver Doughnut"

Maybe she's had some weird way out there anal bleaching action...

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« Reply #2739 on: February 05, 2010, 07:27:38 PM »

Maybe she's had some weird way out there anal bleaching action...

Eh, that's not so unusual these days.
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« Reply #2740 on: February 06, 2010, 01:17:23 PM »

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That's the fucking stupidest court case I've ever heard of.

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« Reply #2741 on: February 06, 2010, 08:41:18 PM »

What's the term for companies who leech off old patents to sue the people who made the invention a commercial reality?
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« Reply #2742 on: February 07, 2010, 11:54:59 AM »

Lawyer food.
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« Reply #2743 on: February 07, 2010, 11:59:47 AM »

I'm sure the leeches are nomming, not so sure if they're leaching or not...
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« Reply #2744 on: February 07, 2010, 12:20:50 PM »

leeching makes more sense as an expression, surely....

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