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[whophd]

 

Condom ad on commercial station more offensive than entire Triple J
playlist

You mean TAMPON ad!!

Irony of phrase Two Party Preferred not lost on National Party

Ill pay that.

CK.

[Rhiannon]

 

 

Condom ad on commercial station more offensive than entire Triple J
playlist

You mean TAMPON ad!!

CK.

See, thats sexist and wrong. Condoms involve boys and girls. And
condom ads DO have the potential to be more offensive.

[kasty]

Chaser Internet forum filled with Perverts, Teenagers, Chas

So which one are you?


 


~Nines memorable moments omit Sam Newman dacking


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~Richmond Tigers adament end of four year rebuilding phase


~Catholic Priest does not posses child porn


~Experts warn of Speed-Date-Rape


~Roveing Enterprises arson attack fails to kill Corrine Grant


~James Bond dies in latest film...........only kidding


~Keimo patient in stressful situations describes it as "hairy"


~Where are they now: Sean Macaliff

[Rhiannon]

Well Im not 20 for a bit so Im legitamately a teenager for a while. Then
Im willing to drift into perversion.


SBS close of transmission more interesting than rival programming

[whophd]

See, thats sexist and wrong. Condoms involve boys and girls. And
condom ads DO have the potential to be more offensive.

Potential, sure! But there arent any. Anyway its not wrong -- ask a few girls about those descriptive computer animations.

Chaser Internet forum filled with Perverts, Teenagers, Chas

So which one are you?

Chas -- he doesnt want to look like he posts here too often

[Rhiannon]

Um, you obviously dont hear any commercial stations. We had one on in
the car the other night and there was a rather unamusing ad for glow in
the dark four seasons. I was kinda disgusted.

[Dylwah]

Tighten The Grip: Latham changes campaign slogan at eleventh hour

[Rhiannon]

Gift purchased from Innovations catalogue recieves lukewarm reception at
21st.

[whophd]

~ Uni student learns Photoshop, becomes instant expert on culture-jamming



~ British TV show spoilt by viewer constantly guessing where he had seen actors before



~ Underdog status suffering withdrawal after election



~ Elderly bus passenger walks through entire bus, to exit from front door



~ Large minidisc collection no longer taking pride of place on geek mantelpiece



~ Independence Day movie poster still shows World Trade Center intact



~ Teenager finds pornography oddly less tempting after 18th birthday



~ Meaningless decimal spends record 5th year in calculator memory



~ Water bottle lists ingredients that arent water



~ Hairy geek sets shaver to stun





CK.

[whophd]

~ Overseas car commercial localised with voiceover, horizontal flip



~ Next Chaser series to be classified postgraduate humour



~ Sarcastic teenager drew inspiration from Oscar the Grouch



~ Stupid email question writer told to fucking Google it




~ University subsidised food neither subsidised, nor food



~ John Blackman caught talking at TV during Dancing With The Stars



~ Law school dropout still using v instead of vs, pronouncing it and



~ Apathy Society apparently not worth joining



~ Latest John Grisham book tipped to feature first-time lawyer in come-from-behind victory against evil conglomerate



~ One answer in multiple choice question obviously stupid, wrong



~ Geeks girlfriend given lecture on the significance of the number 42



~ Treasury to report next week on ALPs estimate of size of Greenland



~ Toilet blue levels now below 50%, restrictions apply





CK.

[whophd]

~ All men at Lyncraft shop with partners or gay





~ Girlfriends dreading Motor Show week





~ Promotional website for 1997 movie still available





~ Credit card reward points steadily reaching $100 value





~ Year 5 student mocked for asking for a rubber





~ Man not sure how to use kitchen barometer, looks out window





~ Girl Googling her own name shocked, disgusted





~ Three-way telephone sex to be launched: "Ménage à Telstra"





~ Man still not sure what scroll lock key is for





~ Roman numeral proficiency allows man to read copyright notices





~ Pedant spends week making millimetre, centimetre rhyme with kilometre to prove a point





~ Blue Ribbon ice cream now marginal, tipped to slide






~ Pedanticism discouraged








CK.

[Rhiannon]

Ross Cameron makes his own bed, has sex with mistress on it

[whophd]

~ Minnie Mouse sitcom features pet cat



~ Newsbar drought: Kerning measures implemented



~ American surprised to discover second syllable in "squirrel", "mirror"



~ Voter had no idea about ACT elections next week



~ Young Labor member loses bet over 1992 policy name One Nation



~ Paddy McGuinness unsure how to capitalise "unaustralian"



~ Unity Party just flash in the pan, says Eureka nationalist



~ Roller shoes market share stumbles, falls, breaks wrist



~ George Bush prepared for presidential debate with Provigil smart pill



~ Tibetan bear protection policy decried as pandering



~ Antony Green nominally biased





CK.

[Rhiannon]

Radiohead to release feelgood hit of the summer

Thom Yorke announced as Gilettes new face, wrists.

[whophd]

~ Reader still waiting for closing parenthesis



~ Exciting seminar on advances in electronic learning turns out to be about blogging



~ Observer compares Kathy Freemans voice to Pauline Hansons, gets disowned by all sides



~ Nobody sure who asked for TV channel watermark



~ New rush of documentary movies confirms what left-wing viewer already knew





CK.