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THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« on: December 06, 2007, 10:07:29 AM »
G,day turd burglars,

After consultation with management and some of the various Chaser stars, Chas etc, Mr Corducci has made the decision to stay in the Chaser forum for another year. After the heartfelt repsonses to Mr Corduccis restirement thread, Mr Corducci knew that there would be a significant gap in the forum if he left.

He knew it would once again be taken over by lame fangirls, and know-it-all thirty somethings who are only on here to try and score and also to show how "clever" and "witty" they are in the safe anonymity of cyberspace.

Mr CORDUCCI will continue to provide high quality prodcuts to forum users AT DISCOUNT PRICES. As of 1:00 p.m. today online slaes will recommence and P.MCGEE WILL BE REHIRED.

Cheers

Duncan
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 10:10:33 AM »
Fuck off Dinc.
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 10:23:57 AM »
Mr Corducci thanks all those who reply in his threads even bongheads. :mrgreen:
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 10:49:03 AM »
Dear Dunco,

Have you ever been standing in line in a place such as a grocery line and had your anus start itching, but you can't scratch it because you're in public?

That's kind of what it's like every time you post; not annoying enough to ruin the day, and not worth attending to.

Peacelove this holiday season  8-)
Chromey
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 10:52:00 AM »
You need to wipe a bit better chromey.
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 10:52:57 AM »
What can I say? Dunc is being a stubborn turd.
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 10:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Chromefox on December 06, 2007, 10:49:03 AM
Dear Dunco,

I have been standing in line in  a grocery line and had my anus start itching. I can't scratch it because i'm in public.


 And this is important to Mr Corducci WHY?
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 10:57:21 AM »
Quote from: Corducci Enterprises on December 06, 2007, 10:54:17 AM
And this is important to Mr Corducci WHY?

You've changed man. Back in the day you would try to help a guy like chromey out.
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 03:50:59 PM »
Who says i want to come back to Corducci Enterprises....
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 12:23:29 PM »
Duncan,

Mama Corducci exclaims stop messing around on this little forum and spend more time at home looking after Mama Corducci. You need to spend more time looking after yourself and your lovelife. To let a babe like Trukka slip by was a big mistake.

If you do not do this Mama Corducci will be forced to kick you out of you palatial abode seeing as it is in Mama Corducci's name for tax purposes.
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 12:32:30 PM »
*headdesk*
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2007, 12:39:12 PM »
Quote from: Mama Corducci on December 11, 2007, 12:23:29 PM
Duncan,

Mama Corducci exclaims stop messing around on this little forum and spend more time at home looking after Mama Corducci. You need to spend more time looking after yourself and your lovelife. To let a babe like Trukka slip by was a big mistake.

If you do not do this Mama Corducci will be forced to kick you out of you palatial abode seeing as it is in Mama Corducci's name for tax purposes.

Stay out of this you old bag.....
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 05:46:53 PM »
I blame Richy
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 10:04:43 PM »
I applaud Richy.

It is extremely important in this age of paris hilton, like and does my arse look big in this, that the settling tones of one Dunco entertain on this forum. For me, the Dunc actually makes more sense than half the inbreds on this forum.

So in the spirit of Christmas, let us all wish everyone a Dunco Christmas and may your heads be filled with silly indulgence rather than the fact that you apparently know all about the world.  :-)
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Re: THE TRIUMPHART RETURN OF MR DUNCAN EMELIO CORDUCCI
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2007, 05:13:27 AM »
I vote Fritz change his signature.  In the spirit of Christmas, of course.

It may be the fact I've stayed up all night (not on the Chaser site- movies and beer was a more promising alternative), but the entrance of Mamma Corducci into this fucked up internets triangle has made my night.  Morning.  Whatever.

Work in about three hours, so it's best if I jack myself up with coffee and hope for the best.  Shock, horror, I won't be able to cover an entire resteraunt on my own while my co-workers sing Lion King songs.  I'm sure a little bit of work won't kill them outright while my sleep deprivation hits it's hilarious hallucinating and pseudo-halo effect status.

Is it the halo effect if you unconsciously tune into a conversation when someone says your name?
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