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Author Topic: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE  (Read 1440 times)

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2007, 10:38:22 AM »

I think this is a symptom of the increasing need to be PC about everthing we say or do

I mean I could be banned for calling a silly old fart a waste of space and asking him to bend over to enable easier insertion of the chainsaw.

Luckily I would never do this.

You senile old fart Fredson.

You're a complete waste of space who should be bent over, used as a bike rack and when your arse loses all elasticity and can no longer hold bikes upright you should be hacked to pieces via an anally inserted chainsaw.

Or something like that.

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 07:47:24 PM »

You senile old fart Fredson.

You're a complete waste of space who should be bent over, used as a bike rack and when your arse loses all elasticity and can no longer hold bikes upright you should be hacked to pieces via an anally inserted chainsaw.

Or something like that.

SG

If you call that science, I'd hate to find out what you do when you're getting kinky.


Fred, If i were you I'd get an early start on the pelvic floor excersises.

Racking a pushbike shouldn't be a drama for a fit bloke like you, but once you start being a rack for Harley's & Honda Goldwings, you know it's going to cause stretching  :roll: 
Owww! keep some cream handy.


Well I'm with you hammer even though no one else found the fist/fisc humour amusing  :oops:

It's hard to type when your eyes are watering that much... :roll:

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.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the
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