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Mr Jerry Shepard: Proud Conservative

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THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« on: November 23, 2007, 10:36:51 AM »
Hi again,

In the interest of conservatism and in response to all of the messages that i have receieved, I have decided not to leave the chaser forum. In the interest of balance, CONSERVATIVE BALANCE, i hearby choose to stay for a trial period of 6 months.

During this time, I will be posting various topics, usually to do with conservatism, social conservatism, economic conservatism, and sexual conservatism.

Its great to be back after such a long break and I look forward to meeting each and everyone of you at the forum christmas farty in Melbourne in December.

Kind regards

Jerry
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 11:14:59 AM »
You know, for a conservative, you're very...excessive.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2007, 11:23:56 AM by Erubadhriel »
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 01:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Mr Jerry Shepard: Proud Conservative on November 23, 2007, 10:36:51 AM
Hi again,

In the interest of conservatism and in response to all of the messages that i have receieved, I have decided not to leave the chaser forum. In the interest of balance, CONSERVATIVE BALANCE, i hearby choose to stay for a trial period of 6 months.

During this time, I will be posting various topics, usually to do with conservatism, social conservatism, economic conservatism, and sexual conservatism.

Its great to be back after such a long break and I look forward to meeting each and everyone of you at the forum christmas farty in Melbourne in December.

Kind regards

Jerry

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« Last Edit: November 23, 2007, 01:11:56 PM by hammerondaridiculous »
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 01:11:07 PM »
I question your lack of conservatism.

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 01:30:10 PM »
i question your excessive conservatism
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 02:24:08 PM »
If your going to be here for 6 months, at least be interesting?
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 07:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Mr Jerry Shepard: Proud Conservative on November 23, 2007, 01:11:07 PM
I question your lack of conservatism.



I question your lack of imagination and me-too posts.
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 07:35:48 PM »
Welcome back have a (non)conservative joke

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 07:50:30 AM »
I think this is a symptom of the increasing need to be PC about everthing we say or do

I mean I could be banned for calling a silly old fart a waste of space and asking him to bend over to enable easier insertion of the chainsaw.

Luckily I would never do this.
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2007, 12:07:38 AM »
FFS Jerry, haven't you fucked off yet?

Typical conservative, resisting change at every opportuninty.

Did you enjoy your weekend?
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2007, 12:36:05 AM »
Apparently there was an election on the weekend
I was busy and missed it

Who won?
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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2007, 11:12:24 PM »
Somebody who tells us they are "fiscally conservative"

What the fuck does that mean anyway? :lol:

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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2007, 11:20:50 PM »
Quote from: hammerondaridiculous on November 28, 2007, 11:12:24 PM
Somebody who tells us they are "fiscally conservative"

What the fuck does that mean anyway? :lol:



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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2007, 11:57:35 PM »
I thought it had to be something like - "Were not going to fist you completely",
and that's why the policy is FISCal  :wink:
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: THE LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2007, 09:47:39 PM »
Well I'm with you hammer even though no one else found the fist/fisc humour amusing  :oops:
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