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Ubiquitous

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Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« on: November 14, 2007, 06:06:20 PM »

Hi!
I've only recently joined the Chaser Forum, as you can
obviously
tell from my amazingly impressive Post Count of four.

I was just wondering why I can't send PM's to anyone...
Then I thought it may be because of my low amount of
contribution...

So yeahhh..
Um...

If anyone could help me out, that'd be great :D
« Last Edit: November 19, 2007, 08:01:38 AM by hamando »
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Adi

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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »

You need 10 posts in order to be able to PM. Now you've posted this, beware of many people whinging about how noobs only want to PM people. I'm not doing that, I'm just giving you a friendly warning.  :-)
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 06:20:42 PM »

Next time you have a question like this...

Ask the Forum!

God knows how many newbies ask the same damn question every time.

Just don't make a whole new thread about it.

Mmkay?
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 06:21:42 PM »

Who could you possibly have to PM, out of curiosity?
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 06:37:40 PM »

Who could you possibly have to PM, out of curiosity?
Need we go through the whole rigmarole every time?  :-)
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 06:40:24 PM »

Need we go through the whole rigmarole every time?  :-)
I want to hear it from one of them.
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 06:56:11 PM »

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I posted a thing in the intro section about this just so this wouldn't happen again. WHY is it so hard for people to do a search? :? There must be a hundred of these floating around.
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 07:02:54 PM »

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I posted a thing in the intro section about this just so this wouldn't happen again. WHY is it so hard for people to do a search? :? There must be a hundred of these floating around.

Well I'm sorry, hopefully some admin can trash it or something. My computer's being
an asshole and not searching anything so I just went through here!

Next time you have a question like this...

Ask the Forum!

God knows how many newbies ask the same damn question every time.

Just don't make a whole new thread about it.

Mmkay?

Ask the forum? I don't really get what you mean... I thought I was standing in it?
Just get someone to delete it, m'kay?

Look, I'm not out here to waste your time, and I only joined a day ago, not
expecting such hostility... geez... I know you must get a billion threads a
day from noobs but can't you just clean them up?

S-o-r-r-y!

Thanks Adi, for your friendly warning,

and obviously I am planning to fulfil the stereotype of my age bracket, and
stalk the Chaser boys. I'm going to ask them to put the sunscreen on my back
that I can't reach and enquire what color (if any) underwear they're wearing.

Happy?

The real reason is because any time one of my friends joins the site, or I want to
ask one of the members a question (or bitch about someone! jokes) that I don't
want made public, I thought it was an easy way to do so, plus I want to work out
the site dynamics.


So now I've had my rant and read/typed all this crap - go ahead and delete this
thread and create a much better world made of milk and cookies.
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 07:33:31 PM »

Ask the forum? I don't really get what you mean... I thought I was standing in it?

http://www.chaser.com.au/s/index.php?topic=4235.0


Just get someone to delete it, m'kay?

Not sure if mods can delete. But mods are here to moderate, not to clean up after your mess.


Look, I'm not out here to waste your time, and I only joined a day ago, not
expecting such hostility... geez...

Please calm down.

And for god's sake, DON'T go all Parkinson's on the report button.
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 08:46:04 PM »

Look, I'm not out here to waste your time, and I only joined a day ago, not
expecting such hostility... geez... I know you must get a billion threads a
day from noobs but can't you just clean them up?


Sighhhhhhhhhhh.

That was me sighing.

You should try it sometime. I relaxes you. And allows you to see the triviality of the situation.
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2007, 09:23:44 AM »

Bludger - thanks for the link, and no I'm not that anal to report you to the mods.
I just wish you'd appreciate that I don't know all the individual threads on this
site yet. Soon I'll be in your position (I hope) helping out retarded novices like me.

And thanks for the tip, Problem, sir

I'm sure you both know how easy it is for things to be misinterpreted, especially
through written text on a forum. :)

I hope we can all either be neutral non-haters, or start fresh and eventually be
friends (as lame/cliché as that sounds) 
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2007, 09:57:47 AM »

Now for some real help with private messages:


Dear Blue, thank you so much for the picture of that delicious cake you sent me.  It was very thoughtful.  Unfortunately, no, I'm not a pony.  I'm a person.  But it was nice talking to you.  Regards Trucka.

Dear Mez, sorry mate, I don't have any.  I was going to pm you for some.  Hope the three legged cat is going well.  Trux

Dear Dunco,  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Stay zestful, from TRUKKKKKKA

Dear SG, no thanks, I have a headache.  Was that a picture of a penis you sent me?  It is kind of hard to tell, I've never seen one that old before.  Regards, Trucka

Dear Hothouse,  OMG liek totally!!!! I know!!!  How is your Dad?  regards Trucka

Dear Pertinax, just a quick tip off... I have been loitering in the worker's quarters and it appears some of them are teaching themselves how to read.  I saw a scrap of newspaper, someone has compromised the security of the compound.  I have been to Bunnings to buy some stakes, if you provide the heads to impale on them, everything should be hunkydory in no time.  Regards, Trucka

Dear Loner, haven't heard from you in a while.  How is puberty working out for you?  What did your parents say when you came out?  regards, Trucka.

Dear Thal, clickety-click Regards, Trucka

Dear GC, I think I you accidently sent me a pm intended for another user.  But if you are serious about blowing me, I will start a course of steroids post haste.  Regards, Trucka

Dear Naf, you know that bendy bit in the middle of your arm?  That is your elbow.  And you know that round thing with the vertical smile you are sitting on?  Sure you do.. you were curious and tried to insert the top of your coke bottle into it once when your mum wasn't home... well, that is your arse.  The distinction will become clearer as you get older.  Regards, Trucka.
 


Just a template to get you started.

Sorry to pick on you Naf, I could have just as easily put other names in there.  You must have just come to mind first.  :lol:
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2007, 11:00:44 AM »

Now for some real help with private messages:

Just a template to get you started.

:D :D :D :D :D

Bludger - thanks for the link, and no I'm not that anal to report you to the mods.
I just wish you'd appreciate that I don't know all the individual threads on this
site yet. Soon I'll be in your position (I hope) helping out retarded novices like me.

Anytime.

Yeah, I know that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed not familiar with your way around here. I'm just a bitch to newbies by default. I get nicer as I post. :)

I'm so cute and innocent, you'll learn to love me :roll:
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2007, 07:02:54 PM »

Dear Thal, clickety-click Regards, Trucka

This makes the 6th or 7th time I'm told you this recently (I think), but you are into the wrong kind of porn.
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Re: Can someone help me with Private Messages?
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2007, 08:07:13 PM »

Jeez, what do you have to do to get a mention in someone's forum-member list, eh?  :roll:
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