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Author Topic: The Christmas List.  (Read 2246 times)

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P McGee

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Re: The Christmas List.
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2007, 10:49:58 AM »

Anything but socks, I got got socks last year. Who buys People in their Mid 20's socks for christmas?

Fucking Socks
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Re: The Christmas List.
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2007, 11:04:20 AM »

Fucking Socks
I believe they're called condoms, or prophylactics.
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Re: The Christmas List.
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2007, 05:17:06 PM »

heh my christmas came early. mum gave me money to go out and buy a dvd player today. seems she didn't know mine was dead.
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Re: The Christmas List.
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2007, 09:01:53 PM »

My parents tend to get my brother socks and underwear...just because they have no idea what else to get him, anything he wants he gets for himself.

Here everyone, have a christmas joke:

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked making toys, and were threatening to go on strike. The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon. To make matters worse, a few of the other elves had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. The angel said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...
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Re: The Christmas List.
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2007, 09:45:06 PM »

hehehehehe
noice one mayt  :lol:
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