And i may or may not recieve puns.
Up until right know, I did not realise I was a prize.
(Sadly, Many women have realised I am not a prize before this, Dammit!.
)
I can honestly say you would not have received/recieved any puns, but for the fact I accidentally stumbled upon this thread today while racing around the forum. I felt behooved to reply!
Firstly, whoever nominated me as a prize should be turfed out, disbarriered I say!
'Tis an unfair thing to be saddled with, especially during a week when one is already handicapped in an unfair manner! I carry enough weight without being unexpectedly saddled with more!
For reasons unrelated to racing, I have in fact already screamed myself a little horse this week, and I'd love to g'out (get out), but I'm waiting until I draw a barrier (around my foot).
I can honestly say the week flu by,
it's been so much fun. (i hope that was the sarcasm colour of the week), and I would make more horse flu puns, but really, why nag?
I'm amazed at the balls of some people for offering me as a prize without consulting me!
Those that did so are probably ripe for gelding! Or The Knackers Yard!
Sorry folks, the pain has made me grumpy!
In fact, you could say I'm a little testy!
(on the upside, it's the first time in ages I've been called little: signed: Jabba's in da House! Booyakasha!)I wonder if hammer knows he has been volunteered as a prize 
I didn't! And If you fail to PM me next time I'm offered as a prize, I WILL take 'pun'ititve measures!
For starters, Your Ass will be auctioned on E-Bay!
On the condition that whoever the winning bidder is, ee-oow, eee-oowwww,eeee-oooowter share your Ass with his mates!
Failing that, your Donkey will be auctioned on a Shrek Fansite!
( I know it's not genuine,but those Shrek fans will buy anything)
What they do with it is riiight out of your control...
Till Then, Behoove yourself!
(ahhh Hummmm!, Check It! 2 uses of the same shit pun in the oooone post! Damn I'm good!)
