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[Pinball Neil]

Thanks bolly, I know...

[bollocks]

 

i did consider putting a 'you're probably joking' disclaimer, but they seem to have been banned, and it probably would have robbed me of 5 good minutes of procrastination had i thought about whether i should have been writing it all down or not.

[Pinball Neil]

i did consider putting a 'you're probably joking' disclaimer, but they seem to have been banned, and it probably would have robbed me of 5 good minutes of procrastination had i thought about whether i should have been writing it all down or not.

So, usually when a forum member is procrastinating more than usual they have something important to do. Exams soon?

[bollocks]

So, usually when a forum member is procrastinating more than usual they have something important to do. Exams soon?

in the thick of em, neil-o.

i have therefore read just about every single article news.com.au has to offer.
 

[Pinball Neil]

in the thick of em, neil-o.

i have therefore read just about every single article news.com.au has to offer.
 

Ew, no wonder you were a bit slow on the yakult joke.

[Thaluikhain]

basically it puts all these harmless bacteria into your intestine (they normally live there, but sometimes after being sick or taking antibiotics etc their levels drop below normal).

But wouldn't they return to normal levels fairly quickly by themselves?

[bollocks]

But wouldn't they return to normal levels fairly quickly by themselves?

not as quickly as you'd think, but obviously the body can cope, it just speeds it up.

these sorts of things are useful after someone has had a tummy bug or after/during an extended period of antibiotic treatment.

[Thaluikhain]

Well, yes, then.

But I was thinking more of the people that buy them after seeing an add on TV.

[bollocks]

 

they're not harming themselves, but they may as well put that money in the wishing well, i'd imagine.

though with diets and alcohol consumption like they are these days, i wouldn't be surprised if these people did have dodgy guts.

[Pinball Neil]

Will said product assist in repairing anything after years of nurofen consumption?

[Truckarella]

however when i come down with a strain of antibiotic resistant bacteria because you lot insist on continuing to use disinfectants in everything you own, it'll be my choice to make you all compensate my family financially for my loss.

But doesn't my toilet bowl have to be 'hygienically clean?'  What if someone breaks in to my house and licks it?  I have a duty of care to the trespassing public you know....

[bollocks]

But doesn't my toilet bowl have to be 'hygienically clean?'  What if someone breaks in to my house and licks it?  I have a duty of care to the trespassing public you know....

 

granted, but if someone licks your kitchen bench, they will be safe if you only use soap and water to clean it.

[Truckarella]

but.....

but.....

why would anyone lick my kitchen bench?  You've lost me with all these crazy hypotheticals.

[bollocks]

i'm assuming that these people who have broken in are the people you pay to clean the house?

if they do the toilet but not the kitchen bench, i think you should sack them.

or stop cutting cocaine in the toilet.