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Phenolphthalein

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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2007, 06:28:49 PM »
So, really now...

Who are the other parties?

A single party system isn't going to be much of a democracy.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2007, 06:31:27 PM »
Democracy?  Who needs it!?  We never had one in here to begin with - why start now?

I'm happy with Uncle Frank as FPM.

Quote from: saraproblem on October 25, 2007, 06:26:54 PM
I'm in charge of "other sports". Would this product testing be considered as an "other sport"?
It must be a sport to someone...

Only if we're testing weed.  And only then if we're testing it on feral cats.

Stoned cats are fun.   :evil:
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2007, 06:32:50 PM »
Quote from: pseudonym on October 25, 2007, 06:31:27 PM

Stoned cats are fun.   :evil:


And you know this from experience?  :-P
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2007, 06:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Fashion Zombies! on October 25, 2007, 06:26:46 PM
Alright, let's do a dodgy deal.
I'll meet you under the table in the back room.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2007, 06:37:35 PM »
Quote from: pseudonym on October 25, 2007, 06:31:27 PM
I'm happy with Uncle Frank as FPM.

I'm not.

If he becomes FPM, I stay a minion for life.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2007, 06:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Chromefox on October 25, 2007, 06:34:03 PM
I'll meet you under the table in the back room.

That's not suss at all.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2007, 06:53:45 PM »
Quote from: saraproblem on October 25, 2007, 06:45:16 PM
That's not suss at all.
It's a dodgy deal, what do you expect?
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2007, 07:09:38 PM »
Something a little more classy, like a back alley.
Because, you know, back alleys just scream out "class".
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2007, 10:12:35 PM »
Quote from: saraproblem on October 25, 2007, 06:26:54 PM
I'm in charge of "other sports". Would this product testing be considered as an "other sport"?
It must be a sport to someone...

If you're willing to combine product testing, sport, blood tests, and some sort of broadcast arrangement, there could be a profit in this for all of us! And some piss-funny viewing!
Especially if you get the umpires involved in the testing.

This is why YOU were put in charge of this angle!

Either get all of us ''Product" for free, or alternatively make us rich enough from the licensing to all be able to afford said "Product". You're also in charge of the chocolate & other munchies!

(and to provide a list of dealers)
(To some one other than me)
(As PM, I'm not supposed to know this is happening)
(that's why I'm using brackets)
(To distance myself from everything I just typed)
(As I'm Now at least 11 brackets removed, this conversation never officially happenend)
(Got It!)


Chromefox & Saraproblem, get yourselves a gutter!

Not only can you get down & Get dirty as much as you seem to want to!

But even the homeless need some good live porn! (see, I have a heart!)
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2007, 12:35:01 PM »
Quote from: pseudonym on October 25, 2007, 06:31:27 PM

Stoned cats are fun.   :evil:

Pseudonym, you bitch!!  Cats HATE being stoned!

I'm never speaking to you again.  Oh wait - there's a reason for the fact that I know cats hate being stoned.  :oops:
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2007, 02:41:45 PM »
Quote from: hammerondaridiculous on October 25, 2007, 10:12:35 PM
If you're willing to combine product testing, sport, blood tests, and some sort of broadcast arrangement, there could be a profit in this for all of us! And some piss-funny viewing!
Especially if you get the umpires involved in the testing.

This is why YOU were put in charge of this angle!


I can see it now: Channel 10 has picked up a new show called 'Friday Night Maims" - a spin on the 'Friday Night Games' show that drew in so many gullible and brain-dead viewers each friday night as an alternative to having a life (read: going out and getting pissed). Each week, a new anonymous product will be tested on a the contestants, with each one put through a series of tests to observe the physical and mental effects of the product. The contestant who survives the games, and provides the gigantic needle with the cleanest blood sample, wins.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2007, 05:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Mez on October 26, 2007, 12:35:01 PM
Pseudonym, you bitch!!  Cats HATE being stoned!

I'm never speaking to you again.  Oh wait - there's a reason for the fact that I know cats hate being stoned.  :oops:

Dont they stay stoned forever or something like that? Dizzy cats are even more fun, and doesnt cause permanent damage. Unless it walks into a door.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2007, 11:21:10 PM »
Quote from: bludger on October 25, 2007, 06:37:35 PM
I'm not.

If he becomes FPM, I stay a minion for life.

Jeez Dude, you're time sharing with AZ, like he's ever going to turn up for work!
You could be king of the heap in a flash!

Except, errr,              you might actually have to work

A bit,

sometimes

*ducks and walks away*
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2007, 11:38:40 PM »
Quote from: hammerondaridiculous on October 26, 2007, 11:21:10 PM
Jeez Dude, you're time sharing with AZ, like he's ever going to turn up for work!
You could be king of the heap in a flash!

Hmm... Whaddayaknow... Never saw that.

I'm sold.
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Re: Forum mock election.
« Reply #44 on: October 28, 2007, 11:58:23 AM »
Quote from: unomomento on October 26, 2007, 05:44:22 PM
Dont they stay stoned forever or something like that? Dizzy cats are even more fun, and doesnt cause permanent damage. Unless it walks into a door.

No.  They stay stoned for a couple of hours just like people, then they go and sleep it off (ditto), but when they wake up they don't trust you any more.  Quite rightly.
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