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Author Topic: What age will you die (test see link)  (Read 3490 times)

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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2007, 11:38:03 PM »
Quote from: grooviechickie on September 03, 2007, 03:00:46 PM
It was something similar on a different website, but she was all creeped out. She must have been living a seriously fucked up life to get that kind of answer, though.  :|

Certainly, if it was the same test - by answering all of the questions in the most unhealthy way possible, I got 33...so, if I don't want to see my next birthday I need to rack up a few pounds (250 odd should do it)  with my new junkfood diet and complete lack of exercise, stop wearing my seatbelt and start drink driving (as I  consume the 5+ drinks a day), smoke more than two packs a day and use drugs.
Oh, and find a couple of relatives who had cardiovascular problems before age 55...
Surely there's an easier way....
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2007, 11:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Star_Fish on September 04, 2007, 11:38:03 PM
Surely there's an easier way....

 :-D :-D :-D

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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2007, 06:02:44 AM »
nice,...  61,   I'm 23 now, so it's gotta be time to retire soon....
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2007, 08:40:43 AM »
Shit Frazzy, you've beaten me by a year, what theme would you like for your funeral?
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »
Highway to hell,..  played by a kazoo and bagpipe band....
and my coffin is to be stuffed with marshmallows, and a good toasting stick...
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2007, 09:44:41 AM »
You got it. One problem where are we going to put you if we stuff the coffin with marshmallows?
Would you like a couple of banjos to go with the band?
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2007, 12:09:33 PM »
Just put me through a mulcher so I don't take up much space,..  squish me into a corner,..  I'm sure I won't mind..  ooh, banjos..
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2007, 03:16:59 PM »
If I die before the age they gave me, I'm suing the bastards.
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Re: What age will you die (test see link)
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2007, 03:27:34 PM »
I hope the courtroom is well air-conditioned in that case.
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