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[Chromefox]

...As always of course, I've decided to not only sign up to this forum, but brave a possible lynching by posting in it.

I'm 65% asshole, but at the same time 100% Canadian, which makes me around 45% oxymoron. The average of my physical and psychological ages is approximately 14.5 years. Don't hold it against me.

Feel free to make me your question-answering bitch. I'm likely to feel more comfortable as a result anyhow.

[Phenolphthalein]

Well, in that case...

Good on you for taking the plunge.

Welcome to the Chaser forum.

I don't mind so much about age...

But on the other hand, if you said you were American... you probably wouldn't have gotten a welcome from me.

Enjoy your stay.

[SG]

...As always of course, I've decided to not only sign up to this forum, but brave a possible lynching by posting in it.

I'm 65% asshole, but at the same time 100% Canadian, which makes me around 45% oxymoron. The average of my physical and psychological ages is approximately 14.5 years. Don't hold it against me.

Feel free to make me your question-answering bitch. I'm likely to feel more comfortable as a result anyhow.

Wow.

Judging from your post you're that 107 year old granny who just wowed them on Youtube.

welcome.

and just to make you feel at home Whistler, Banff, Lake Louise.

Nothing else good about Canada springs to mind.

SG

[Chromefox]

We have poutine, and our food is of better quality than in America!

But no, you're right. Not a whole lot else really stands out.

I can't say I've had the 107 year old granny experience yet though.

[grooviechickie]

Hi Chromedome (sounds better than fox in Australian terms), and welcome.

Be you male or female? And you haven't lived until you have had the granny experience. 

[SG]

We have poutine, and our food is of better quality than in America!

That's like saying you're smarter than Paris Hilton.  The bar is set so low you could be anything from a moron through to the world's brightest person and the statement would still be true.

I can't say I've had the 107 year old granny experience yet though.

Think about it in context and tell me if it's an insult or a compliment.

SG

[grooviechickie]

SG, don't scare the newbie off. He/she/it is only 14.5. You have to hold their handlebars before they are able to pedal on their own. 

[SG]

SG, don't scare the newbie off. He/she/it is only 14.5. You have to hold their handlebars before they are able to pedal on their own. 

Average 14.5 GC. 

Refer to my comment about their physical age.

Then work out the insult.

SG

[grooviechickie]

Average 14.5 GC. 

Refer to my comment about their physical age.

Then work out the insult.

SG

Good god, I really should be blonde.  Teaches me to read in a hurry. The handlebar comment still stands - he/she/it might like the tassels.

[Chromefox]

Thanks guys, you do wonders for my self esteem.

[SG]

Thanks guys, you do wonders for my self esteem.

Yeah, we treat you like an equal.

If you want to go all emo feel free.

SG

[Chromefox]

Nah, it's fine. I'll repress it.

[SG]

Nah, it's fine. I'll repress it.

Take the anger, the hurt.

Internalise it.

Wield it as a weapon.

Come, join the dark side, it's a shit load of fun......

SG

[Chromefox]

I'll be sure to dig deep and fertilize the gardens of my bitterness with this experience.

[DiddlySquat]

I can see it's gonna take a while to tarnish your reputation, CF.

Nice start, and welcome.

Be you male or female?

And don't be offended by the sexism around here