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juzzy444

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spy vs. self
« on: July 17, 2007, 10:04:03 PM »
Jason, twenty-eight left the family ostrich business for a new career as a truck driver. But his intrests were more electric than your average ostrich-farming truck driver. Relaxing one evening with friends at a pub, Jason shifted the convosation to his new intrests in spy gadgets. He pulled an ordinary-looking pen out of his pocket and explained that it was actually a single-shot pistol. To demostrate, he pointed it at his head and clicked the button. The cleverly disguised gadget worked perfectly, sending a fatefully fateful .22-caliber bullet into Jason's left occipital lobe. :-P
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 10:11:35 PM »
Fatefully fateful.  How zestfully zestful.

Not everyone can handle driving a truck.  :evil:
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 10:24:26 PM »
if only drunkern ostrich-farming truck drivers were smarter :cry:
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 10:29:14 PM »
a) I think you mean eclectic
b) conversation
c) interests
d) occipital lobe is at the back of your head
e) slightly rewording one of the less amusing (and for that matter credible) stories from the Darwin Awards and posting it here is neither funny nor clever
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 10:42:21 PM »
Quote from: Star_Fish on July 17, 2007, 10:29:14 PM
a) I think you mean eclectic
b) conversation
c) interests
d) occipital lobe is at the back of your head
e) slightly rewording one of the less amusing (and for that matter credible) stories from the Darwin Awards and posting it here is neither funny nor clever
[/quout] spelling mistakes and what not i can take but just because i just wanted to post a story from the darwin awards that was really quick and wouldnt take me long to write and the left back of your head
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 10:46:34 PM »
haha i know that your a girl and you live in SA or NT
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 10:47:51 PM »
OK. I'm missing something here...
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 10:51:01 PM »
Quote from: juzzy444 on July 17, 2007, 10:24:26 PM
if only drunkern ostrich-farming truck drivers were smarter :cry:

Perhaps the ones with gas-powered tastes are?

Quote from: juzzy444 on July 17, 2007, 10:42:21 PM
spelling mistakes and what not i can take but just because i just wanted to post a story from the darwin awards that was really quick and wouldnt take me long to write and the left back of your head

And ummm, pardon?

Quote from: juzzy444 on July 17, 2007, 10:46:34 PM
haha i know that your a girl and you live in SA or NT

Girl, lady (HAH!) or woman.Whatever. I am female (mostly). I'm 33 and live in Adelaide. It's no secret, but glad you find it amusing.

PS. I think you mean you're
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 10:54:23 PM »
hey if u call yourself a lady why are you picking on a kid
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 11:02:07 PM »
Quote from: brainfuzz on July 17, 2007, 10:47:51 PM
OK. I'm missing something here...

*You're* missing something?
I hope it's Nick. Even though that means I've taken the bait... I really hope it's Nick...

Quote from: juzzy444 on July 17, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
hey if u call yourself a lady why are you picking on a kid

Ah, but I didn't you see, that's why I put the... oh... never mind...

Anyway, I'm not picking on you, you did ask (in another thread) for advice so I was just advising you that some words in your DIY (HAH!) were misspelled (which can detract from your writing and in one case changed the meaning of what you were saying) and that it was obviously a retyping of a Darwin Awards story and that it wasn't amusing.

I'll let you know when I *do* start picking on you. Oh wait, maybe I did above...
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 11:59:43 PM »
Quote from: juzzy444 on July 17, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
hey if u call yourself a lady why are you picking on a kid

Because, regardless of age, you are an illiterate dickhead.
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 12:10:53 AM »
Quote from: Pertinax on July 17, 2007, 11:59:43 PM
Because, regardless of age, you are an illiterate dickhead.
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 10:40:03 PM »
Quote from: Pertinax on July 17, 2007, 11:59:43 PM
Because, regardless of age, you are an illiterate dickhead.

 :lol: ...and I was *going* to say "Am I not being tactful enough?"
Except, it was more subtlety than tact. Next time I'll just come straight out and say what I really think...
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2007, 09:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Pertinax on July 17, 2007, 11:59:43 PM
Because, regardless of age, you are an illiterate dickhead.
hey you are a bunch of wankers pickin on a 9 year old kid
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Re: spy vs. self
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 09:41:38 PM »
Quote from: juzzy444 on July 20, 2007, 09:37:58 PM
hey you are a bunch of wankers pickin on a 9 year old kid

i very much doubt this is the place for a 9 year old kid. i suggest you come back when you're older kiddo.
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