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My Kingdom for a Column
« on: June 17, 2007, 01:53:44 PM »
Gregor, Shane, Tim, NewsJunkie - where art thou?  :cry:

Once upon a time, there were those who waited, with baited breath, for the weekly columns which never failed to provide minutes of entertainment for all the forum.  Sometimes more.

Those days are gone, it would seem.

A minute's silence, please, to pay our respects to the Lost Columnists of the Chaser Forum....














That is all.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2007, 03:15:37 PM »

I heard their mothers all made them get jobs. I saw Tim in the city selling copies of The Big Issue.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 01:56:54 PM »
"My Kingdom for a Column"?

- that's what all the girls say!
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 01:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Biscuit on June 18, 2007, 01:56:54 PM
"My Kingdom for a Column"?

- that's what all the girls say!


Hahahaha!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 02:02:54 PM »
i should have asked tim wtf there were no more columns forthcoming when i met him at the nerds 2 premiere party.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 02:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on June 18, 2007, 02:02:54 PM
i should have asked tim wtf there were no more columns forthcoming when i met him at the nerds 2 premiere party.

Wow, sounds like all the big names were there.  :lol:
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 01:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on June 18, 2007, 02:02:54 PM
i should have asked tim wtf there were no more columns forthcoming when i met him at the nerds 2 premiere party.

You are such a name-dropping, event-mentioning wanker.  I can't believe I changed my opinion about you, when clearly I was right the first time.  Nobody gives a fuck about who you've met, or what shitty E-grade events you've been to.  Next time you're thinking about leaving a post like this, don't bother.  Seriously.

Sud, you're right.  The missing columns have really dampened this place.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 01:32:37 PM »
Quote from: TuxedoChampion on June 20, 2007, 01:28:12 PM
You are such a name-dropping, event-mentioning wanker.  I can't believe I changed my opinion about you, when clearly I was right the first time.  Nobody gives a fuck about who you've met, or what shitty E-grade events you've been to.  Next time you're thinking about leaving a post like this, don't bother.  Seriously.

i met julia zemiro too (at a different event). she was much nicer than you.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 01:36:13 PM »
Quote from: TuxedoChampion on June 20, 2007, 01:28:12 PM
Sud, you're right.  The missing columns have really dampened this place.

Umm... oops... that wasn't the missing columns.  I forgot my Tena Lady this morning.  It'll dry by mid-afternoon, I promise.  :oops:
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 01:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on June 20, 2007, 01:32:37 PM
i met julia zemiro too (at a different event). she was much nicer than you.

They don't pay me to be nice.  They pay me to point out which ones are the dickheads, for all to see.

Quote from: pseudonym on June 20, 2007, 01:36:13 PM
Umm... oops... that wasn't the missing columns.  I forgot my Tena Lady this morning.  It'll dry by mid-afternoon, I promise.  :oops:

Good to see some people have retained their sense of humour.  You and Trucka  :wink:
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 01:43:25 PM »
Quote from: TuxedoChampion on June 20, 2007, 01:39:14 PM
They don't pay me to be nice.  They pay me to point out which ones are the dickheads, for all to see.

silly tux, as desperate for a fight as ever.

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Good to see some people have retained their sense of humour.  You and Trucka  :wink:

still shooting for the elusive forum root i see :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 01:50:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on June 20, 2007, 01:43:25 PM
silly tux, as desperate for a fight as ever.

I don't want a fight, you knob.  I just want to make my annoyance known. It's such an unnecessarily attention-seeking behaviour that I'm hoping can be squashed out of you.  Unfortunately, some of the idiots here keep reinforcing the behaviour by responding with positive attention every time you make a such a comment.

Quote from: Nick 2 on June 20, 2007, 01:43:25 PM
still shooting for the elusive forum root i see :lol:

You're right.  The only reason to compliment anyone on here is because you're trying to pick up a root.  And if I were to pick any of the girls on the forum to root, it would definitely be Sud or Trucka.  Or both of them at the same time.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 01:53:55 PM »
Quote from: TuxedoChampion on June 20, 2007, 01:39:14 PM
You're right.  The only reason to compliment anyone on here is because you're trying to pick up a root.  And if I were to pick any of the girls on the forum to root, it would definitely be Sud or Trucka.  Or both of them at the same time.

Hear that, Trucka!?  We're in!!!  Woo!!

That's the best offer I've had all year.  :)

Unfortunately, it's the only offer I've had all year.  :(
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 02:25:11 PM »
sorry tux. you're going to have to get used to it - or run away like you did last time.
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Re: My Kingdom for a Column
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 04:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick 2 on June 20, 2007, 02:25:11 PM
sorry tux. you're going to have to get used to it - or run away like you did last time.

You'd better not, Tux!!  I've missed having you around.  You're one of my favourites.  :)

Nick - you behave.  :x  :wink:
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