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Paris Released from Jail
« on: June 08, 2007, 01:30:54 AM »
According to this "unimpeachable" source.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/paris-walks-free-from-jail-report/2007/06/07/1181089245301.html

I believe a petition had so many signatures, her sentence was reviewed and reduced to just 3 days. In fact, a source said that the only inmate not to sign the petition was the prison bitch, who is said to be fond of blondes!
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 02:11:03 AM »
That 'unspecified' medical condition that led to her release was one month's supply of coke she'd snorted moments before incarceration.

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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 02:21:56 AM »
Just for comparison...  US justice for black juveniles. An article from just yesterday.

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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 08:46:55 AM »
And Amercians wonder why the rest of the world think that they are a bunch of dumb inbreds.
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 11:33:01 AM »
Quote from: Fritz on June 08, 2007, 08:46:55 AM
And Amercians wonder why the rest of the world think that they are a bunch of dumb inbreds.
I thought it was just capitalism at its finest.
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 11:37:19 AM »
A quote from Paris:

"I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes" she said.

Others  :?
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 03:26:18 PM »
Well, it's cause Lindsay Lohan stole her thunder, she crashed her car with lots of cocaine involved.  Next we'll see a dumb cunt celebrity getting arrested for stealing a DEA van.

Oh, though Paris getting released was obviously Rudd's fault.  Just wait, someone in the Liberals wil try to pin in on him.
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 03:31:22 PM »
Quote from: The White Witch on June 08, 2007, 03:26:18 PM
Well, it's cause Lindsay Lohan stole her thunder, she crashed her car with lots of cocaine involved.  Next we'll see a dumb cunt celebrity getting arrested for stealing a DEA van.

Oh, though Paris getting released was obviously Rudd's fault.  Just wait, someone in the Liberals wil try to pin in on him.
Apparently she got a rash. I suspect it's caused by chaffing while humping the sheriff.
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 04:44:06 PM »
What the...

See, if she was a 'normal' citizen, she would still get the full 45 day sentence.

Bitch.   :x
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 06:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Eliza on June 08, 2007, 04:44:06 PM
See, if she was a 'normal' citizen, she would still get the full 45 day sentence.

Really?  Why has no-one pointed this out before?
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 07:36:51 PM »
It's obvious that she's been released for a prisoner swap--LA will hopefully imprison Richard Wilkins.
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2007, 08:48:43 AM »
I have a new fav movie: Forget Paris :-D
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2007, 10:34:41 AM »
W00t! The judge has ordered her back to prison for the full 45 days! I think he might be keen to punish the sheriff as well!
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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2007, 11:28:33 AM »
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss.

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Re: Paris Released from Jail
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2007, 03:16:57 PM »
DAMMIT!! I can no longer remain an atheist in the face of such overwhelming evidence!!
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