I think scrapping and re-forming the club would be a bit like Puff Daddy renaming himself P. Diddy.

A fan club is only as strong as its members, and there's something about Andrew that seems to attract the slightly less sane breed of fan. Sorry Calc, but I don't reckon there's anything you can do about that short of maiming him.
I'd shoot for the angle of there being nothing wrong with your type of fangirling. Every famous person needs their rabid groupies as much as they need their intellectuals.
(and for the record, no, you're not "lolrolfzzzOMFGbabeeezzz." Relative to everyday life. It just seems relative to this highly cynical forum that you might be. Given that everyone else spends their time seeing how many ways they can subtly criticise and abuse

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