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My favourite Martian.
« on: May 23, 2007, 03:44:12 PM »

I've been doing a bit of languid research on a few artists lately, and it seems they are out and out card carrying kooks.  I find this with several musicians, but it must happen in every field of endeavour. 

I know everyone is their own little universe, but truly there are some astonishing people out there.  Share your favourite oddball with us all.

I'll start with Percy Grainger.  I have been listening to a lot of Grainger lately because I like his mix of 'lilting Warner Brothers melody meets orchestra being pushed down the stairs.'  He was a Melbourne born piano virtuoso who loathed playing piano later in life, and joined the US military band on oboe.  His father an alcoholic, and his (s)mother reminiscant of Principal Skinner's mum.  He lived with her until he was 40.

He had far too much energy, and was said to run between towns on his concert tours of Europe.  He was a cheerful white surpremecist, but maintained friendships with people of all races.  He attempted purging Italian words from music, and experimented with elastic time signatures.  He composed for theremin, and collaborated on a forerunner to the synthesiser.
As an ethnomusicologist, he collected thousands of folk songs from around the world. 

Oh yes, he was also a sado-masochist and believed terry towelling should be used to make clothing.

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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 03:59:32 PM »

Lee Mavers is another one.  Eccentric and heroin dependant, he penned one of the top 5 heroin songs of all time (There She Goes)

Apparently he after rerecording the La's (yes, it does have an apostrophe) album a ridiculous number of times at his insistance, he still wasn't happy with it and took all the masters to his house.  The record company got a court order to seize them back, and pieced together an album from years worth of sessions.   Mavers wasn't happy, and apparently vowed to never record again until he could rerecord the first album in entirety.

He records stuff at home, but who the hell knows what.  After the La's had been off the radar for a number of years, Lee Mavers and three obscure ex members calling themselves the La's played at the Polydor Christmas party.  (Oasis were apparently a big fan.)

There was a reformation tour in 2005.  At Mavers' insistance the drummers played standing up.

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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 02:27:39 AM »

edward jenner.

father of vaccines.

when he had a theory on how to prevent smallpox (by innoculating someone with the cowpox virus), he decided  to test it out on a small child.

not a long list of crazy, but a fairly significant crazy.
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 01:10:21 PM »

I was going to include that Kellogg dude, what with the yoghurt enemas and carbolic acid on the genitals and all, but he makes me sad not happy.

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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 03:35:44 PM »

Hmmm... I would've had money on someone saying 'Marvin' already.  :-P

I love eccentric people. For some reason they make me feel like the world isn't such a bad place after all. Or something...

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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 12:29:32 AM »

for trucka

HRH prince leonard

silly nut seceded in protest over wheat quotas instigated by the federal government.

they have a rich history, with treason, bogan names and tax dodging history.

princess shirley, duchess cheryl, prince wayne. the class of this clan escapes understanding.

still not recognised by the australian government, which suits them fine when they make their usual visits to the centrelink office.
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 12:37:08 AM »

This has not pleased the Truck.

Wait until I'm lucid, and I'll be back.  I love that man.  :cry:

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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 02:15:37 AM »

the ice warriors!  :-D they come from Mars  :roll:
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2007, 12:52:47 AM »

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when he had a theory on how to prevent smallpox (by innoculating someone with the cowpox virus), he decided  to test it out on a small child.
Look out! It wasn't just *any* small child. It was his own 2 kids, as well as himself. He then exposed them all to smallpox. What a fun guy.

Man, I know hundreds of these. At least, I thought I did. Now you've put me on the spot, I can't think of one.
Actually... I can't remember his name, but there was some Earl or other who was fairly rich, and had a manservant all his life. Then, when his daughter got married, he went over to stay with her for a few weeks, and his manservant went on holiday. The first evening, he knocked on her door, complaining that his toothbrush was broken, because it wasn't foaming. Apparently, since it had always been done for him, he wasn't aware that you have to add toothpaste.

Suppose he's not really an artist of any sort though...  :-(
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 02:27:25 AM »

I didn't specify it had to be artists, I asked for any flavour of kook.

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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2007, 11:41:17 AM »

Ah awesome. Just the thing about 'every field of endevour.' I don't think aristocrats endeavoured so much as sat back and drank double malt whiskey whilst watching others endeavour.
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2007, 01:52:24 PM »

Hmm the guy who invented the pap smear was a little weird.
He tested it on his wife everyday for about 20 years.

She really should have divorced him.
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2007, 07:34:27 PM »

Oh dear god. What a hideous mental image.  :|
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2007, 12:02:46 AM »

Dr Rory Jack Thompson. Formerly principal oceanographer at CSIRO in Hobart. Murdered his wife...

chopped her up and tried to dispose of the body by...

FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET...

Was acquitted on the grounds of insanity (you *don't* think!)

And to top it all off...

Published an autobiographical account of these events.
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Re: My favourite Martian.
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2007, 10:23:43 PM »

Look out! It wasn't just *any* small child. It was his own 2 kids, as well as himself. He then exposed them all to smallpox. What a fun guy.

did not.

it was the son of someone who worked for him.

making up lies while bolly is away.  :x
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