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Author Topic: The Gnuphemism Thread  (Read 5542 times)

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Pirates and Ninjas

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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2007, 10:57:54 PM »
You guys represent a gnucleus of bad taste, all of these jokes deserve to be gnuked like those criminals of the gnuremberg trials.

I'm gonna go take some gnurofen.
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2007, 12:21:05 AM »
Ah, stop calling her a noob, I bet she goes way back and even read the gnuspaper.
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2007, 12:49:40 AM »
Its a gnu day today
all the old ones have passed
all we thought we gnu is gone
good times on the way

and as the days grow long
each day begins a-gnu
with winter on the horizon
coming into view

Herald Solstice Gnu day Risin'
Guard against the reborn bison
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2007, 01:02:32 AM »
Quote from: Fredson on May 24, 2007, 12:49:40 AM
Guard against the reborn bison

 :lol: :lol:

I hear its customary to gnueuter bison?
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2007, 01:10:47 AM »
Quote from: The White Witch on May 23, 2007, 09:20:30 PM
Er....gnewton.

Awww... I need a gnu avatar. It seems that Gnuwton gnu nothing about gnuwer, modern day concepts like gnuclei with gnuclear pores and the liver cell gnucleus with dark gnucleolus. Maybe he should have been part of the Gnu York Times Company (see bottom right) so that he could keep up with the latest gnus.



Quote from: Pink Cup on May 23, 2007, 10:26:09 PM
Gnu-man chu had a gnu album out in Feb, I haven't heard it yet.

I haven't heard those guys for a while either... I assumed they got gnuked in Gnu Caledonia.
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2007, 01:14:54 AM »
Weren't they drowned in Gnu Orleans just before their respective gnuptuals?
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2007, 08:30:24 AM »
hahha freddo you need to get yourself a myspace account my friend :D
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2007, 01:31:22 PM »
This thread is shit.  I gnu it would be.  :x
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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #68 on: May 24, 2007, 02:08:52 PM »
If we never hear from the old cow again, this might be why.....


http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=-6046596687847798944


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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2007, 03:55:15 PM »
Wooo! I love welcoming gnu members!

Unfortunately I have nothing gnu to add as my punning ability is gnuthing short of appalling...

And because gnus are also known as wildebeest, I now have good reason to suspect that YOU KILLED SIMBA'S FATHER!  :-o



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Re: The Gnuphemism Thread
« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2007, 05:51:36 PM »
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