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[bollocks]

*Chaser house band (trucka solo) rocks out*


Yak in black, she hit the lack,
of substance on here, with occasional fact
She let loose, with her views
That's kept me hangin' about
I been posting eating pie, 'cause it's gettin' the count high,
Forget the mods, 'cause I never die
I bait fuck-eyes, cause I’m net wise…
abusing every one of them and running wild

[Chorus]'Cause She’s Yak! Yes, she’s Yak!
Well, she’s Yak! Yes, she’s Yak!
Well, I'm Ya-aa-aa-ak...
Well, I'm Yak in black,Yes, I'm Yak in black!

You were born on March 13, 2005 at 07:39:28 PM, the curious offspring of a squiggle and a yak.

It wasn't long before you made your presence felt, forgoing newbie niceties to get stuck in:

Now now guys. Go easy on poor fadeaway. Hes an accountant....he needs a forum like this to unleash his "wild side". :p



P.S. I think its my duty to let you all know that he has a framed and signed photograph of John Howard above his bed.

You grew to be known as 'yak' and later 'rosie' and it was examples like these that you garnered yourself a reputation as the forum softy.


let's be ffffffriends.

Despite your best efforts, you did make friends and we have one of them here today.
Do you recognise this voice?
'meeeoooww HIC meeHIC meHIC!'

Truckastina, welcome. *general excitement ensues*
Tell us your favourite 'yak' memory.
TRUCKASTINA: 'i thought extreme restraint would be a diet website'

We have someone very close to you waiting behind the curtain, squiggleyak. Do you recognise this voice?
'WHAT DID YOU SAAAAY??'

It's grandma! And she brought the photobook along for us all to admire.
Prom-yak:

In view of the solemnity of the occasion, grandma has chipped in for a stripper.



A certain businessman at the helm of a denim empire couldn't be here tonight, but wanted us to give you this message:
 

You were an instant regular, always well mannered and holding to high standards of decorum.

Just because I don't flutter my e-lashes and flap my gaping, saggy cunt at you in private messageland doesn't mean I'm "one of the boys". It just means I have standards and no need for e-fulfilment 

You soon became famous as much for your genteel nature as your high-brow web-browsing and your talents in photoshop:


You added strings to your bow with poetry:
Remember this guy?
I don't.
Contributor to the Chaser, apparently.
He's OK, except for the odd tanty.
Yak will probably be banned by him


You were insightful, asking thought provoking questions for the rest of the board to consider:

'i liked the line :
"Former Australian Foreign Minister Gareth Evans had been tipped as a favourite to win the prize."
What for? Taking one for the team and giving Kernot the cock?'

Always moderate, never inflammatory, you were the voice of reason in forum conflict.

from: Holmes on July 20, 2006, 09:23:07 PM]
Or perhaps that little something she puts behind her ears.
Her ankles.

from: squiggleyak on July 20, 2006, 09:24:58 PM
ohhhh. is that why some people refer to Ankhdragon as "Ankhles"?

Most of all, you were loved, respected and admired for your subtle and considered approach to other board members:

(to the fangirls)

NO WE'RE NOT THINKING WITH OUR VAGINAS WE JUST LIKE HANGING AROUND THEM LIKE FLIES TO A TURD BECAUSE __________________. (finish this sentence)

FAQ with the Squiggleyak:
Q: how do you maintain your svelte figure?
A: breakfast. at sizzlers.
Q: What would be your special topic on 'the einstein factor'?
A: i don't have any specialty area. i'm a jack of all trades, master of none. if i were pushed to make a choice, i'd say something like chocolate
Q: you have certainly accrued alot of time on the chaser website. where do you find the time?
A: I have a life. It's just that it happens to mostly involve pyjamas, chocolate, the net, porn and zombie movies 

Your softly softly approach has garnered you many friends over your two years on the chaser boards, at 7500 posts, thanks for all the memories (and grammatical corrections).


Your words will forever echo in our ears.....

AAARGH NO SELF QUOTING IN THE POOL ROOM!! 

We'll leave you with a montage of avatar moments of squiggle-chameleon.





Don't let the door hit you on the way out.



RIP YAK: Did she jump, or was she pushed?

[bollocks]

many appreciations to trucka, for pictures, music and creative input.

[grooviechickie]

That was fucking awesome! 

[Kelchables]

*applauds* 

[.]

awwww!
*tears well up*
i love you guys, man 
you know me so well! (especially the whole pyjamas/porn/chocolate/zombie bit!)

[Pertinax]

Yak, dear yak, where would I be without you? You set such an excellent example with your unparalleled use of vitriole and venom. Your no nonsense ability to deride, belittle and demean will always serve as an inspiration to me.

Now show us your big beige bra and gaping, saggy cunt. 

[Star Fish]

I don't have a pic of the cunt, thank god... but here's the bra under construction:

[Keridwen]

Its not quite beige, though.

Bollocks, fantastic job!!

Oh, and as an afterthought, er, congrats Yak. 

[Star Fish]

The faux lace layer is yet to be added to that one 

[Fritz]

You had to go and dig that picture up didn't you. 

[Star Fish]

Did it get you excited Fritz?

Oh wait, sorry, that's not your thing is it...

[Crux]

(especially the whole pyjamas/porn/chocolate/zombie bit!)

Presumably you don't enjoy those at the same time?

[Lord Biscuit©]

Bah, it's just like when someone dies. Suddenly they're a saint and a great person! I know yak would hate all this mollycoddling, all this making her sound like a angel business.

(please use teal as you deem necessary)

Very nice portrait bollocks (and that other woman). I plan to print it out and pin it to her classroom door! 

[bollocks]

You had to go and dig that picture up didn't you. 

sorry, fritz mate.

i know how you are still haunted by memories of happier times.

[dorme]

RIP YAK: Did she jump, or was she pushed?

i say she jumped but someone cut the bungee cord.