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Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
Truckarella:
We all know sometimes there is no silver lining without a cloud. Let me get you started:
G: I bought 500gm of ground coffee really cheap!
S: It tastes like bird flu.
G: A mate dropped in unexpectedly on Wednesday night. We went out for dinner, got merry, got merrier and nine hours later we were still up slurring the relative merits of Buddy Rich's posture vs Dennis Chamber's posture.
S: Thursday was cancelled.
Lord Biscuit©:
G: I got an award today
S: It was a lump of glass
Nick 2:
hahahaaha, that is so dilbert
G: I had pizza for lunch, I love that tasty shit
S: I had pizza for lunch, now I have to go exercise for 4 hours to cancel it out.
Pinball Neil:
You could:
G: Plunge it into the award-givers heart
S: Go to prison
I got a glass award a few weeks back and I agree they are uninspiring. Give me a little plastic man covered in gold paint everytime.
unomomento:
G : Finding the Warehouse Rat.
S : Killing the Warehouse Rat.
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