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Author Topic: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.  (Read 197508 times)

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Truckarella

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Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« on: May 18, 2007, 05:28:45 PM »
We all know sometimes there is no silver lining without a cloud.  Let me get you started:

G:  I bought 500gm of ground coffee really cheap!
S:  It tastes like bird flu.

G:  A mate dropped in unexpectedly on Wednesday night.  We went out for dinner, got merry, got merrier and nine hours later we were still up slurring the relative merits of Buddy Rich's posture vs Dennis Chamber's posture.
S:  Thursday was cancelled.

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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 05:34:04 PM »
G: I got an award today
S: It was a lump of glass
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2007, 05:36:14 PM »
hahahaaha, that is so dilbert

G: I had pizza for lunch, I love that tasty shit
S: I had pizza for lunch, now I have to go exercise for 4 hours to cancel it out.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 05:36:51 PM »
You could:

G: Plunge it into the award-givers heart
S: Go to prison

I got a glass award a few weeks back and I agree they are uninspiring. Give me a little plastic man covered in gold paint everytime.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 05:45:20 PM »
G : Finding the Warehouse Rat.
S : Killing the Warehouse Rat.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2007, 05:48:36 PM »
The Good-  A group of three chicks wanted (and got) my number today.
The Bad-  I only find one of them attractive enough to want to do anything with.

The Good- The day before, I had two chicks in who think I'm "pretty cute".
The Bad-  They're still in school.
The Ugly- One of them is my boss' daughter.

The Good- I'm goin out with a chick on Sunday.
The Bad- I'll barely have enough cash to do it.
The Ugly-  I made the conscious decision that the psp was the better choice over sex.
Even Uglier- I don't regret said decision.
Ugliest-  Knowing that I want Sunday night to go 300, sex, then psp.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2007, 05:50:32 PM »
your priorities look right to me. nothing is more important than the idolitry of a group of men that lived two thousand years ago.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2007, 05:52:48 PM »
Quote from: Baz from Batlow on May 18, 2007, 05:48:36 PM
The Bad-  They're still in school.

Haha funny you should tell us that in your Baz from Batlow mode. On my one visit to Batlow I was propositioned for sex by two 14-15yos within an hour of arriving in town. (I was 17 btw and did not accept said offer)

Quote from: Baz from Batlow on May 18, 2007, 05:48:36 PM
Ugliest-  Knowing that I want Sunday night to go 300, sex, then psp.

Hahaha... it can only be better than that if she wants to psp too!
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2007, 06:02:11 PM »
They could link up and play psp together. Aww, how cute they'd be. 2 psp-linked lovers.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2007, 06:03:32 PM »
Quote from: unomomento on May 18, 2007, 06:02:11 PM
They could link up and play psp together. Aww, how cute they'd be. 2 psp-linked lovers.


Almost as cute as two PCP linked lovers.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2007, 06:04:18 PM »
G: Hey butta! nah, gamon.
I: What-chu doin'?
B: I'll fucken smash you, cunt.
U: (and if I can't, of course) I'll get my cusin onto you.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2007, 06:08:40 PM »
Fuckin' right theres nothin more important than watching Spartans kick the shit out of Persians.  Like fuck I'm going to have my night ruined by watchin some gay chick-flick like Spiderman 3 or The Shooter, or be too scared to do anything, as 28 Days Later would do to me.

I'm watching the best guy movie out, which easily replaces Fight Club.

And if the chick likes psp too, she will be wonderful.  If she doesn't like psp, but will cook me steak and quote lines from 300 to me while she does it while I play the psp, I will marry her.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2007, 01:43:18 PM »
G: The Secret DVD
S: The Secret DVD

The ideas are great (controlling your own destiny, the Law of Attraction, blah blah blah) but this DVD is just a bunch of Yankees trying to be hippies... and the dramatisations are hilarious.

The quantum physicists who were also in What The Bleep Do We Know? were great... and the best bit was seeing Neale Donald Walsch (of Conversations With God fame) talk about the power of the universe...

But I couldn't get past the fact that behind this DVD were a heap of people lining their pockets.
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2007, 03:53:50 PM »
Harvest time.
The endless hours wasted trimming. (Only another week to go).
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Re: Things that are simutaneously great and shit.
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2007, 06:11:56 PM »
G: fremantle lost today
S: geelong won

G: eddie got boned
S: eddie will be back on the telly

G: getting new fings
S: not being able to do a food shop because of said 'fings'
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