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Author Topic: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending  (Read 3039 times)

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Truckarella

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Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« on: May 10, 2007, 07:03:23 PM »
About time, no?

How I have yearned to change colour as others have before me, like a small child whose windpipe is blocked by the clamp-like thumbs of his mother's current de facto.

I have so many to thank, Lavazza Gold, a non-demanding degree, all the phunny carnts who drew me to reading this shit all the time, and to my whirlwind cyber engagement.  I believe that drew some of the best pornographic sonnets from me the world has ever seen. 

Of course, there is a price to pay for any achievement.  So kids, here is the part they don't tell you:  morbid obesity, rickets from lack of sunlight, bedsores on my arse, crumbs in my keyboard, and various kooks being all up in my grill an' stuff.

In short, 2000 posts.   Chika -chow!
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Lord Biscuit©

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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 07:08:29 PM »
Is there a photo?
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 07:10:10 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J. Truck on May 10, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
Of course, there is a price to pay for any achievement.  So kids, here is the part they don't tell you:  morbid obesity, rickets from lack of sunlight, bedsores on my arse, crumbs in my keyboard, and various kooks being all up in my grill an' stuff.

just wait till you reach the dazzling heights of 7,000 posts :oops:
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 07:24:12 PM »
*waves Trucka flags*
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 07:29:52 PM »
wooooh - go Trucka!!
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 07:42:31 PM »
Quote from: Tuxedo Nick on May 10, 2007, 07:10:10 PM
just wait till you reach the dazzling heights of 7,000 posts :oops:

Yeah, just wait till you do.   :lol:
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 07:47:57 PM »
Here's a present for ya.



A pencil sharpener!  :lol:
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 09:22:43 PM »
I read the title of this thread and thought Truckstar was launching a new dildo
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 10:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J. Truck on May 10, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
In short, 2000 posts.   Chika -chow!

Light weight. You're not a truck, you're more like a ...



SUZUKI MIGHTY BOY... beep beep
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Truckarella

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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 11:16:55 PM »
Quote from: Fritz on May 10, 2007, 09:22:43 PM
I read the title of this thread and thought Truckstar was launching a new dildo

hehehehehe.  Taking bets on how far.
Fuck you Perti, some of us don't believe our thoughts are significant just because they are our thoughts.   :lol:
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 11:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J. Truck on May 10, 2007, 11:16:55 PM
hehehehehe.  Taking bets on how far.
Fuck you Perti, some of us don't believe our thoughts are significant just because they are our thoughts.   :lol:

I'd not fuck you madam. You're far too hirsute for my liking.

Hey, maybe your new dildo could have a depilatory function.  :lol:
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...for love is preserved by the link of obligation which, owing to the baseness of men, is broken at every opportunity for their advantage; but fear preserves you by a dread of punishment which never fails

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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 11:33:20 PM »
What you don't know could fill a warehouse.... my pishka looks like a 4 years old's at the moment.  (Objects in the mirror may be larger than they appear.)
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 12:04:45 AM »
Quote from: Ignatius J. Truck on May 10, 2007, 11:33:20 PM
What you don't know could fill a warehouse.... my pishka looks like a 4 years old's at the moment.  (Objects in the mirror may be larger than they appear.)

Why am I tempted to quote lines from "Dusk to Dawn"?
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...for love is preserved by the link of obligation which, owing to the baseness of men, is broken at every opportunity for their advantage; but fear preserves you by a dread of punishment which never fails

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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2007, 01:34:05 AM »
Congratulations, Trukka m'dear.

Welcome to the world of green.  It's kinda nice here...  :)
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Re: Truckatron 2000 deluxe* *patent pending
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2007, 02:11:59 AM »
top job trucks.

finally your name matches your helmet, and aesthetic forum justice is done.
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