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For the record..........
« on: May 07, 2007, 08:58:00 PM »
At the risk of a young man falling into the trap of believing his own publicity, I hereby state that Nate is not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) and that he would like nothing better than a nice girlfriend to read poetry too.

You may have seen one or two references to Nate being gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) on the forum, however, this is false.

The record is now straight and Nate, you are free to start roaming the lands of the ACT in the adventures of planting your seeds.

Go forth and multiply son.  :-)
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 08:58:58 PM »
Quote from: Fritz on May 07, 2007, 08:58:00 PM
The record is now straight

At least something is.  I still have my doubts.  :|
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If you were shot with poisoned arrows, you know what I'd do?  I'd fuck your dead body and poison myself.

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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 09:00:22 PM »
It is also important to mention for your young chaser fan girls over the age of 18, that Nate is a strapping young man (yes, I am comfortable enough with my hetrosexuality to say this) and that a photo of him in a pink cowboy hat can be found somewhere on these threads.
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 09:00:34 PM »
I was about to say how I love you for setting the record straight (quite literally), but then I realised that this would defeat the purpose of this thread.

So, in lieu of undoing what you just did for me- cheers mate.
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 09:16:51 PM »
Quote from: pseudonym on May 07, 2007, 08:58:58 PM
At least something is.  I still have my doubts.  :|

Why? Did he automatically go for the backdoor when "paying the rent"?  :roll:
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 09:19:14 PM »
I stayed for three nights at Nym's, and that was for the Chaser meet.

She didn't charge me rent, although if you challenge that, one has to wonder what sort of rent you charged to the Chasers who stayed with you.  :)
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 09:24:09 PM »
Chasers have stayed with me?
I did offer, once, but then the absurdity of the situation dawned on me and I quietly retracted the offer.
As if I'd want any of you weirdos rifling through my shit  :|
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 09:28:46 PM »
I'd only make a couple parachutes with your underwear!
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 09:30:37 PM »
Here you are, girlies:

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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2007, 09:31:47 PM »
nym: is that meant to attract them or scare them away?  :?

nate: nah too many holes in my granny undies to make parachutes out of.
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2007, 09:31:59 PM »
I got more hair than that now.  My stubble is still the same, and I have a dashing smile which replaces the Zoolander lips.
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2007, 09:34:05 PM »
Hahaha, I think the coyboy picture does me more justice.   :lol:
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2007, 09:37:34 PM »
well now that ankh's left, you might want to try messaging philosopher. i hear she's keen on keeping forumsters e-warm on cold, lonely e-nights.

(or with the dawn - if you're exploring your 'bi' side  :roll:)
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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 09:38:39 PM »
I like this one of you.  Plus, I can't be arsed trawling through the boards to find the one of you in the cowboy hat.


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Re: For the record..........
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2007, 11:27:17 PM »
Don't fight it Nate. The whole "questionable sexuality" thing seems to work for the majority of chicks. The rest just like to be dragged off and fucked, hard.
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