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bollocks

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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2007, 04:10:27 PM »
Quote from: Tuxedo Nick 2 on May 18, 2007, 01:34:00 PM
fucking athens  :x

the rest of greece wasn't into little boys!

and even if they were, who cares, stop being a homophobe. bloody barbarians. :x

it's more about the age of the object of their desires that is the worry.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2007, 08:28:15 PM »
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #77 on: May 19, 2007, 01:04:30 AM »
Quote from: bollocks on May 18, 2007, 01:28:24 AM
everyone knows aristotle loved his buggery.  :-o

I thought that was Plato, which puts a whole new twist on "I only want a platonic relationship".
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #78 on: May 19, 2007, 01:09:19 AM »
according to plato it was socrates that got hot under the collar for lads. but it was common enough back then i think, every athenian had his boy ..

 :cry:

SPARTANS DIDNT :x
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #79 on: May 19, 2007, 01:24:47 AM »
Yeh, but Plato only read that in Neos Idea.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #80 on: May 19, 2007, 01:27:07 AM »
Quote from: Coln from Cronulla NSW on May 19, 2007, 01:24:47 AM
Yeh, but Plato only read that in Neos Idea.

 :-D :-D :-D

Edit: add the laughter :-D
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #81 on: May 19, 2007, 02:27:31 PM »
*snort*
That video was genius  :lol:
I reckon the graphics alone deserve a prize.
Maybe the Chaser could look into doing a bit of ruthless parody like that. Those incredibly serious documentries are practically self-satirising.
Also, it looked like about half the cast of The IT Crowd was in that. Guess they had to find new jobs.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2007, 06:21:22 AM »
there's often a council worker with a leaf blower on my way to Uni,..  even during the wet season, when its raining, and it has been raining for days,...  so what leaves haven't washed away are stuck to ground...
so even if there was a point to blowing leaves around,..  it's not working...

apart from the noise, it's quite amusing..
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #83 on: September 09, 2010, 04:37:23 PM »
Quote from: MatBat on May 04, 2007, 07:29:35 PM
Excuse me all while I vent.

What the fuck is the point of garden blowers?  OK, I understand their point if they have a bag on them, and they suck the leaves up and stuff and then you go put it on your compost.  Awesome.  You can do this with a rake and a bag without the noise, but I understand that you might be a little lazy.

But the blowers?  Seriously, all they do is blow shit from one spot to another.  What the fuck is the point other than making a really fkn annoying noise and leaving around some 2 stroke petrol fumes?  Get a broom!  A broom weighs less, so surely that means less effort for a start, and the best thing.  A BROOM DOESN'T FKN WAKE ME UP IN THE MOST EVIL WAY!

I've actually considered going out to the guy that mows our lawns (we live in flat, so don't even start the 'er bler bler, you live in a mansion and have a gardner and a butler' comments) and saying 'look mate, I'll give you 5 bucks extra every time you come here if you use a broom instead of that fkn evil sound machine'

Get yourself a wooden board, a sheet of plastic and a garden blower and you can build yourself your very own hover board. There are youtube vids that will show you how.

I am hoping to build one with three blowers. It will be powerful and awesome.
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