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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2007, 02:30:04 AM »

They are great for home made hovercrafts.

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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2007, 02:30:31 AM »

They are great for home made hovercrafts.

Try it you will be converted..

Get an old inflatable boat
Put it upside down
nail some wood to the floor
insert blowers through holes in floor
Hold on tight

FFS, post this now, when I no longer work at the 24 hour Kmart when I did the occasional overnight shift with only 5 staff in the entire store!  Inflatable boat from sporting, nails and hammer from hardware, wood from some shelving in the furniture section, blowers from garden and an entire f@%kin carpark to experiment on!
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2007, 01:19:06 PM »

What the fuck is up with people that set a goal hoping that you'll not achieve it, and when, to their dismay, you do, they change the goal and abuse you for successfully completing the original task.

I wonder who that's aimed towards...  :?



They are great for home made hovercrafts.

I'm still not converted, but my at least now I'm trying to think of other potentially redeeming uses.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2007, 01:48:03 PM »

They are great for home made hovercrafts.

Try it you will be converted..

Get an old inflatable boat
Put it upside down
nail some wood to the floor
insert blowers through holes in floor
Hold on tight

they did this on mythbusters. that was funnny
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2007, 02:59:31 PM »

The MOVIE was made when America was the dominant world superpower.

So obviously there just HAS to be propaganda.  Obviously 28 Weeks Later is also propaganda, and every other movie made during the time that America is the world's superpower.  It's so generalistic, it's bullshit.

300's script involves quite a lot of Americanism- the Spartans spent their whole time fighting for 'Freedom,' and 'Reason' over 'Eastern Mysticism.' (direct quotes there)

You do realise they were being invaded by the Persians, right?  And that it is an historic event that took place, right?  Ergo, that what was said wasn't out of place, right?  You didn't realise that?  I didn't think so.  If you did realise this, you'd know that parallels with how things are in the world at the moment doesn't mean propaganda.  Al Gore's family had a tobacco plantation, so obviously it's good for the ecology if you smoke.

America is invading.  America is fighting a force they greatly outnumber.  America is being slammed by small numbered people which aim to kill as many as they can before they die.  You realise this movie could be just as much pro-Arab as pro-American, right?  I didn't think so.

No Spartan ever had a battle cry that included the word 'reason.' They were crazy fuckers.

Just like all Arabs and people of middle-eastern appearance are terrorists, right?  Explain to me the difference between what you just said and what I just said.  Your points are generalistic bullshit.

And was it ever recorded in history the position in which the king of the Spartans died? Specifically 'with his legs straight and his arms out to either side, not entirely unreminiciant of the way Jesus died.' Somehow I doubt it. The whole 'BC' gives it away a little bit.

Consider how he was before the arrows hit.  Consider why he was like that.  Once you get your head around that, you'll understand why your point is as stupid as the rest you've brought up.

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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2007, 04:41:13 PM »

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Consider how he was before the arrows hit.  Consider why he was like that.  Once you get your head around that, you'll understand why your point is as stupid as the rest you've brought up.
Everything and everyone I've ever seen die writhes around an awful lot before they finally kark it. Especially full-grown warriors with massive amounts of adreniline pumping through them.

I'll dispute the rest of your points later. Right now I have to go to class. But lay off the random insults. They demean your position if you're attempting an actual reasoned debate. Which I'm not entirely sure you are.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2007, 04:44:23 PM »

I'll add that to my list of reasons of why I have more in common with Ancient Spartans warriors than my "fellow" Australians.

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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2007, 04:45:33 PM »

hahahahahahahahahaaaa

 :lol: :lol:

holy shit!

get real anglo sissy boy, the spartans would have tossed you off the cliff


not that i would have fared any better .. thank god i was born in australia
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2007, 05:15:09 PM »

Hahahaha, yeah, I think it would have been more effective if I had said-

Reasonable debate?  THIS IS THE CHASER FORUMS

Then given him ten pages of withering insults.  At least it isn't too late for the insults bit, I'll do it after he makes his well-intentioned replies, misguided as they are for many reasons.

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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2007, 06:44:16 PM »

300  good movie liked sin city better, prefered V for Vendetta but Mystery Men still Rules The comic book movie roost

Apparently people read Propaganda into Happy feet, some people just see the world as a conspiracy,
They probably have a big invisible friend in the sky as well.
No hope for them
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2007, 06:45:51 PM »

Bah. Fine, Nate, have it your way. I won't bother.

How about I just stick down on your level and reply with

YOU ALL SUCK COKS
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2007, 06:50:00 PM »

Typo dudette. "Coke" not Coks".
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2007, 07:12:36 PM »

Whoops, sorry. My finger slipped.  :lol:
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2007, 10:25:12 PM »

300  good movie liked sin city better, prefered V for Vendetta but Mystery Men still Rules The comic book movie roost


Mystery Men was the biggest waste of 2 hours of my life. V for Vendetta was the best but is closely followed by 300.

I hate it when people read too deeply into movies where in-depth analysis of symobolism is not needed. I think that any bias in 300 comes from the director and writers own contexts and not from any sort of deep consipracy theory to promote Pro-American views.

Yeah garden blowers ruin my Sunday morning sleep-ins... :x
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2007, 10:38:57 PM »

Well, at least we can all agree on a dislike of the garden blowers in other people's possesion on Sunday mornings.

There is not yet a story told without a subtext. Whether it's an obvbious or indisputible one, or a completely subjective one depends. And analysing them brings me amusement.
And Nate, the catchcry of 'FREEDOM!' is fairly uniquely American.
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