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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2007, 03:27:16 AM »
so they don't get dirt all over your stuff when you put the bricks into suitcases
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2007, 08:11:15 AM »
Quote from: Nate on May 05, 2007, 01:44:51 PM
no supposed Jews in mass graves
Dude, WTF?

Do you really want to start this?  :|
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2007, 12:03:48 PM »
it's a bit late, i know, but there's a joke in this title about 'garden blowing'. i'm just too tired to be bothered thinking how to make it.

anyone? :P
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2007, 12:15:21 PM »


Can someone please explain why this little fella is trying to blow an arrow with his forehead?
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2007, 12:17:27 PM »
because gnomes have secret forehead mouths, duh  :roll:
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2007, 12:19:13 PM »
Quote from: yakaroni on May 13, 2007, 12:17:27 PM
because gnomes have secret forehead mouths, duh  :roll:


Ahhh, of course. Well that explains the forehead part. What's the point of blowing an arrow though?
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2007, 12:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Waltrow on May 13, 2007, 12:19:13 PM
Ahhh, of course. Well that explains the forehead part. What's the point of blowing an arrow though?

I dunno. The same reason why some people like fucking shoes I guess.  :?
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2007, 12:34:03 PM »
Regardless, it looks like he's enjoying it.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2007, 03:42:05 PM »
I have so many things that I could rant about, if I started my post could go for the next three pages. So, I'll limit myself to this;

What the fuck is up with people that set a goal hoping that you'll not achieve it, and when, to their dismay, you do, they change the goal and abuse you for successfully completing the original task.

I'm sure this is common in the public service but holy Jesus 'H' tap-dancing Christ does it shit me to the point of homicide.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2007, 07:30:34 PM »
Quote
With the fact that this happened before America was even a sparkle in England's eye SHOULD be proof enough that this movie does not have propaganda
Quite simply, you're wrong.

The MOVIE was made when America was the dominant world superpower. It is impossible not to put a modern lens over anything created in the modern day. They have to, to make it make sense to today's public. Follow the history texts- the slants on real events change over time.
300's script involves quite a lot of Americanism- the Spartans spent their whole time fighting for 'Freedom,' and 'Reason' over 'Eastern Mysticism.' (direct quotes there)
No Spartan ever had a battle cry that included the word 'reason.' They were crazy fuckers.
And was it ever recorded in history the position in which the king of the Spartans died? Specifically 'with his legs straight and his arms out to either side, not entirely unreminiciant of the way Jesus died.' Somehow I doubt it. The whole 'BC' gives it away a little bit.

I really enjoyed the movie, btw. Fantastic graphics, and choreography, and nice, bloody plot. But it is massively American loving.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2007, 11:38:53 PM »
not entirely true. the spartans and the rest of the hellenic alliance - what little there was of it  :lol: - were fighting for freedom and democracy and all that. their own freedom of course. sparta and athens were the pinnacle of democracy back then.

and the athenians were 'philosophers and boy-lovers' :lol:
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2007, 01:12:25 AM »
Quote from: MatBat on May 04, 2007, 07:29:35 PM
What the fuck is the point of garden blowers?

I'm with you, Bat. If u r serious about global warming, climate change, rising sea levels and the war in Iraq, you'd just use broom, then bend over and pick the f*ckers up.

In the good old days, it was OK to skip the last step and just burn 'em. Now we've seen the error of those ways, we blow them away. Alternatively we blow them into a corner, then turn the garden blower into a garden vac, and suck the suckers up.

It's like driving your car to have it washed at a neon lit shop with powered hoses and Styrofoam coffee, rather than putting it on the grass and doing it by hand.

Makes no sense to me either.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2007, 01:57:58 AM »
What a bunch of women. Real men love garden blowers and any other thing that blows up or blows away crap. Who the hell cares where it goes (like 'accidentally into the neighbours yard)?
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2007, 01:58:13 AM »
They are great for home made hovercrafts.

Try it you will be converted..

Get an old inflatable boat
Put it upside down
nail some wood to the floor
insert blowers through holes in floor
Hold on tight
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2007, 02:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Biscuit on May 14, 2007, 01:57:58 AM
(like 'accidentally into the neighbours yard)?

No probs when the separating fence blows down :-D
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