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MatBat

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fkn garden blowers!
« on: May 04, 2007, 07:29:35 PM »
Excuse me all while I vent.

What the fuck is the point of garden blowers?  OK, I understand their point if they have a bag on them, and they suck the leaves up and stuff and then you go put it on your compost.  Awesome.  You can do this with a rake and a bag without the noise, but I understand that you might be a little lazy.

But the blowers?  Seriously, all they do is blow shit from one spot to another.  What the fuck is the point other than making a really fkn annoying noise and leaving around some 2 stroke petrol fumes?  Get a broom!  A broom weighs less, so surely that means less effort for a start, and the best thing.  A BROOM DOESN'T FKN WAKE ME UP IN THE MOST EVIL WAY!

I've actually considered going out to the guy that mows our lawns (we live in flat, so don't even start the 'er bler bler, you live in a mansion and have a gardner and a butler' comments) and saying 'look mate, I'll give you 5 bucks extra every time you come here if you use a broom instead of that fkn evil sound machine'

BAN THE BLOWER!

And what can Chaser do about this?  I'm thinking go to the house of the CEO of one of the bastards that makes these things and use it at 5am.  Or some politicians and maybe get some policies put in place to silence these damn machines.

Just do something NOW, Chaser!  I need you to, I really, really do!
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 07:38:26 PM »
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 07:41:45 PM »
well my rant's a bit off topic, but i wanna vent about annoying, unthinking neighbourhood fuckers also.

the stupid cunts in the house next to our flats has some moron who picks up someone in their household every morning for work between 6am and 7am.

instead of doing what everyone else does, and pranking their mobile or something, the fucker beeps his horn.

not just a quick "beep!"

but it's a "beep, beep, beep, beep, beeeeep".

it echoes right up and down the culdesac, and i can't believe nobody has said anything to them about it. i'm thinking about drafting a letter and anonymously posting it.

GRRR.

you rant would be a good chaser stunt, btw
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2007, 12:25:08 PM »
Yeah Fritz, that's what the bastards wear when they're using the damn things.

Trouble is they're a little uncomfy to sleep in as a pre-emptive measure.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 12:37:55 PM »
« Last Edit: May 05, 2007, 04:35:46 PM by pseudonym »
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 01:44:51 PM »
While we're ranting, here's mine-

There is a few critics (paid for and otherwise) who don't like the movie 300.  I don't care if they do or not, but thier reasons are completely stupid; it's too political, it's pro-America, etc, etc.  The reasons all have a similarity that runs in with the war and/ or American sentiments.

Bullshit!  The movie is based off a graphic novel which is based, shock fucking horror, on events that happened.  Historic events that has been proven to have happened.  No zombie Jesus not staying dead, no supposed Jews in mass graves- just a site where Spartans had a disagreement with a few more Persians and decided the best way to resolve differences was over the point of a spear.

With the fact that this happened before America was even a sparkle in England's eye SHOULD be proof enough that this movie does not have propaganda, but some paranoid sticks of fuck think otherwise.  Some people are quick to bring up "The Persians are (now) Arabs".  Yeah, no kidding.  Did it also occur to you that they're the ones invading, and on top of that, they won the battle.  Fuck no, because once the recognise that, thier suspicions and reasons for not enjoying the movie turns out to be shit.  Fair enough if you didn't like the story, or the visuals, or the music; but to dislike it for non-existant propaganda is such an idotic thing to do.

Righto, I'm done.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 04:59:00 PM »
My rant:

Stupid next door neighbours who let their dog bark for 12 hours and who barely feed their puppy. We sent them a letter and they still haven't done anything. If it were up to me, I'd have called the RSPCA by now.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 05:03:38 PM »
Quote from: Nate on May 05, 2007, 01:44:51 PM
The movie is based off a graphic novel which is based, shock fucking horror, on events that happened.

I believe the word you're looking for is 'comic book'.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2007, 05:16:37 PM »
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2007, 05:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Biscuit on May 09, 2007, 05:16:37 PM
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2007, 05:23:37 PM »
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 04:49:59 PM »
Quote from: MatBat on May 04, 2007, 07:29:35 PM
BAN THE BLOWER!
Cheers to that!

I just don't understand them. There are frequently city workers walking around the streets just blowing the rubbish from one point to another. What the fuck is the point of that? I just don't get it.

Fortunately, I don't have any issues with the noise in the morning though but surely someone can help you out.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 05:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Tuxedo Nick on May 09, 2007, 05:03:38 PM
I believe the word you're looking for is 'comic book'.

It says Frank Miller's graphic novel, so I say graphic novel.  I don't see the difference between a graphic novel and comic book, but right I feel like being right over facaetious.
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2007, 05:38:57 PM »
In defense of blowers, It is a lot easier to get dirt out of bricks with one than a broom
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Re: fkn garden blowers!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 08:09:42 PM »
... and now we just have to wonder why you'd really want to get dirt out of bricks...?
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