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You're an optimist, aren't you, Poohead? A glass-half-full kind of guy. A guy who looks down and sees an ENORMOUS wang, when IRL it's only barely adequate.
Haha. In Milligan's second war diary
(Rommel: Gunner who?), they all have to line up to have their wangs inspected. One guy was terrified and embarrassed, and didn't want to show the doctor, because he had such a little dick. The doctor explained how looking down at your wang foreshortens it and it looks little, but in reality most penises are around about the same size.
"No," the guy said, "It really IS little!"
Eventually the doctor took him behind a screen and had a look in private. The conversation overheard went like this:
Doc: It
is very small, isn't it. Does it hurt?
Guy: No.
Doc: Can you pass water alright?
Guy: Yes.
Doc: Well, I should just use it for that, then.
