I have new shoes,.. they are purple and silver and orange!
and before anyone rants how about how I don't deserve anything because I don't have a Job and am a massive waste of space, like inevitably occurs here...
I needed shoes that are easy to put on, unlike my boots, don't weigh 50 tons and make we walk like a fucking cowboy making me very self conscious around all these bloody city folk, but also don't let my feet freeze like thongs, and also it was my birthday and the money was a present, and I'm really only a very small waster of space, so fuck you whoever was going to say that.