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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2007, 05:15:06 PM »

Beanbag beans

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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2007, 06:28:28 PM »

2 cups heavy cream
5 egg yolks
1/2 cup sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup or so of light brown sugar.

Directions to make Creme Brulee (yum):

Preheat oven to 135 (275F) degrees. Whisk the cream, egg yolks, sugar, and vanilla extract together in a bowl. Mix it all up until it gets nice and creamy. Pour this mixture into ramekins (those little ceramic dishes). I got it evenly distributed between 115 200-grams. I suppose you could pour it all into one smallish casserole dish too. Place the ramekins in a baking pan Fill the baking pan with hot water, about halfway up the sides of the ramekins. Place the pan with the ramekins in the oven for 45 minutes to an hour or so. After 45 minutes or so check them every ten minutes. You'll know they're done when you can stick a knife in one and it comes out clean. Remove the ramekins from the baking pan, set them on the counter, and let them cool for 15 minutes or so.

Then put them in the refrigerator and let them chill overnight.

Sprinkle a thin layer of the light brown sugar on the top of each. Make sure it's a THIN layer, but also make sure it completely covers the custard. Now torch it! Or, if you don't have a torch, you can supposedly put them under the broiler for a minute or so. I haven't tried this. The point is, you need to caramelize (melt and let harden) the sugar.

This recipe for Creme Brulee serves/makes 4 mini's, or 2 trucks
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2007, 06:39:38 PM »

Can you buy egg yolks without purchasing the rest of the eggs?
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2007, 06:56:33 PM »

Can you buy egg yolks without purchasing the rest of the eggs?
Yes, just put them in your pocket.

Even better, take a bowl down to the supermarket, add in the ingredients as required and I'll bet they don't even charge you! Make sure you have a lid if you're interested in containing the content in the bowl until you arrive home.
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2007, 07:05:57 PM »

20 pack of Frozen Dimmies
Chicken salt
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2007, 07:33:58 PM »

Ah, sugar and mini blowtorches.... my two favourite things together at last.

Biscuit, you'll make a fine wife yet.

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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2007, 07:37:14 PM »

I believe he was suggesting making a sweet dessert, not a wife.
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2007, 09:51:30 AM »

Tim Tams
Allen's Snakes
Lindor Balls (red)
Maltesers
M&Ms
Wizz Fizz Sherberts
Banana Paddlepops
King Island Cream
Chocolate Mud Cake
Caramel Crowns
Royal biscuits (pink ones)
Baklava

1 plane ticket from Sydney to Melbourne
Three spoons (one for you, me and Mez)
Red wine (buying a baker's dozen makes financial sense)
Three glasses
Six tobacco papers (two for each of us)
Wacky tobacky (lots)

Insulin and three needles to avoid resulting diabetic coma
Large toilet for subsequent green-outs
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2007, 01:36:47 PM »

More beer, chillies and toilet paper
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2007, 01:18:27 AM »

crumpets
butter
honey
vegemite
peanut butter
corn chips
box of chocolates
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2007, 07:32:12 PM »

tea.
sprinkles.
meat pies.
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2007, 07:57:58 PM »

super juice
prawn crackers
fruit tingles
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2007, 08:09:41 PM »

judging from trukka's latest shenanigans:

condoms (ribbed for her pleasure)
KY gel (strawberry flavoured)
listerine
cucumbers
diy enema kit
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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2007, 09:47:28 PM »

Why spend good money on an enema kit when there is a broken fire hydrant down the street I can back up against?

No, after the weekend's barbeque, the list is looking very: fruit, aspirin, more berocca, nothing alcoholic, nothing greasy,

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Re: Shopping list
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2007, 09:48:56 PM »

hmmm. Nev's been a bit quiet on the boards over the past few days... 8-)
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