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Hank Azaria Chamberlain

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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2010, 11:14:49 PM »
"Keep Your Hands Off My Girl" is the best Good Charlotte song :-P
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2010, 11:47:20 PM »
A good old wank in the bush in the middle of nowhere is great.

Think about it for a mo!
Kidnapping chicks, dragging them out into the bushland, raping & buying them is so much work!

And then someone always ends up finding the body!
And do you really think they leave the corpse alone before calling the cops? C'mon!



it's soooo much easier finding a nice quiet bit of bushland, and just giving the old todger a tweak over a porno mag!
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2010, 11:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Hank Azaria Chamberlain on April 01, 2010, 11:14:49 PM
"Keep Your Hands Off My Girl" is the best Good Charlotte song :-P
Never underestimate the disapointment a 12 yr old me felt when I brought home 'Chronicles of Life and Death'.


They were sellouts before I knew what a sellout was.
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2010, 12:13:13 PM »
Quote from: hammer on April 01, 2010, 11:47:20 PM
A good old wank in the bush in the middle of nowhere is great.

Think about it for a mo!
Kidnapping chicks, dragging them out into the bushland, raping & buying them is so much work!

And then someone always ends up finding the body!
And do you really think they leave the corpse alone before calling the cops? C'mon!



it's soooo much easier finding a nice quiet bit of bushland, and just giving the old todger a tweak over a porno mag!

You are so charming, I'm smitten.
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2010, 12:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Gin_Bunny on April 07, 2010, 12:13:13 PM
You are so charming, I'm smitten.

At least as much as you can be smitten by a 55 year old grandpa. :D :D :D
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2010, 01:50:13 AM »
Quote from: hammer on April 01, 2010, 11:47:20 PM
A good old wank in the bush in the middle of nowhere is great.

Think about it for a mo!

it's soooo much easier finding a nice quiet bit of bushland, and just giving the old todger a tweak over a porno mag!


My, what a surprise the bushwalking group is going to have when they stumble upon you as you toss off into the acacia leaves.   :-P
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2010, 06:17:42 PM »
They'll be even more surprised if they have to join in - it'll be like a tug of war with me against them

And I always win!
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