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Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« on: April 29, 2007, 02:47:09 PM »

So, I watched Spiderman last night for the first time and having to endure Willem Dafoe's head for a couple of hours was really excruciating.

So I figured to balance up the 'Chris-moistness' that's been steaming up the forum, I'd slap on my Beanz-cap and create a poll to find out who is the UGLIEST man in entertainment.

Here are the nominees:

Steve Buscemi


Willem Dafoe


Gary Busey


Ron Perlman


Quentin Tarantino


Fatty Vautin


Bert Newton
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 03:57:38 PM »

I'm tempted to say Steve Buscemi, but he was in Ghost World, and anyone else would have killed that role. It was his image that worked so well in that movie.


Otherwise they're extremely hideous, especially Gary Busey
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2007, 04:46:32 PM »

Ah...but they are supposed to be ugly, aren't they?  At least the first 3.

In that they tend to play the "creepy guy that turns out to be up to something bad" role.  Especially Gary Busey...he's always the bad guy that gets killed in the end.

But, meh...what's the fuss about "everyone on TV must be attractive"?  I mean, we don't live in a soap opera, we get people that aren't hot around.

Or is everyone really hot in Enfield or something.
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2007, 04:56:20 PM »

willem dafoe isn't ugly imho

but the finalists tied for 1st gary busey, quentin tarantino and ron perlman
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2007, 05:44:17 PM »

Ron Perlman would scare babies with that head.
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2007, 06:15:36 PM »

willem dafoe isn't ugly imho

hahaahah WHAT?!?!

seriously. he's like a real life skeletor.

freaks me out  :|
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007, 06:19:00 PM »

But, meh...what's the fuss about "everyone on TV must be attractive"?  I mean, we don't live in a soap opera, we get people that aren't hot around.

Or is everyone really hot in Enfield or something.

I'm not saying everyone on tele has to be hot.

But we've had polls and threads devoted to 'hot' people before. Why not the uglies?
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2007, 07:58:27 PM »

I can't believe that you put Fatty Vautin in the list & not Gus Gould.

But I'd have to vote for Bert out of those options.  He actually looks happy to have his photo taken.  Dafoe is smiling, but in a sort of "I know where your children are" sort of way.
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2007, 10:00:45 PM »

Bert's not necessarily ugly, but he's weird as all hell.
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2007, 10:07:23 PM »

I was going to say that about Tarantino - he's just sort of... strange.

They're all pretty bad, but not one of them is a patch on Keith Richards.

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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2007, 10:37:10 PM »

Not that the others aren't deserving nominees, but, can I add a nomination for Michael Berryman:

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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2007, 10:41:39 PM »

haahahh yeah i thought of adding him....but then i figured it was a bit slack given that he's got some weird mutant disease. plus, i didnt know how many people would know of him...

but yeah. he DOES take the cake :)
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2007, 10:45:23 PM »

haahahh yeah i thought of adding him....but then i figured it was a bit slack given that he's got some weird mutant disease. plus, i didnt know how many people would know of him...

but yeah. he DOES take the cake :)

hehehe It's kinda not fair on the rest of the competition is it? How about we just give him a "special award" and reserve the main comp for the original contenders....
...kinda like the paralympics... 
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2007, 12:15:21 AM »

RON PERLMAN.

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He EXUDES Americanism.
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Re: Ugly as a hatful of arseholes
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2007, 12:29:06 AM »

This woman:


Thank god they took that show (some magic/witches thing) off tv.
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