Now now, Yak. There is no need to expose this new person as a bandwagon jumper and hurl them abuse for it. I mean, just because they happen to be another cookie-cutter newbie with no sense of self doesn't mean we can't be nice as they flounder about in the forums, offering wonderful and insightful input that lacks so much humour that it saps all hilarity from the entire topic this user happens to post in. I can think of no greater joy than watching this newbie, bless their cotton socks, make post after post of mind-numbing banality because they believe that the way to fit in on these forums is to have a high post count.
Now I would love to be proved wrong here, but I think we all know I'm spot-on. The most remarkable thing about bandwagon newbies is that they're all the same. It's like adding a bunch of clones to this freak circus; and all we get to do is watch on in horror as they attempt to be funny fallinging over themselves.
Welcome to the forums, you gorgeous shitkicking abyss of humour.
