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[Pirates and Ninjas]

When something 'doesn't cut the mustard'

I mean mustard is a pretty malleable condiment, what wouldn't cut it? 

[a passing lunatic]

something pretty bad, obviously.

[Corducci Enterprises]

Weird sayings:

"A turd in the toilet is worth 3 in the bush"

[blue]

FREDSON!     

Now, what's the thread about again... oh yeah 

Trip the light fantastic.

Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

  

[a passing lunatic]

You can never have too many ......

You can never have enough ..........

and they both mean exactly the same thing. Actually, it's not that weird.

[Thaluikhain]

"as useless as a bull with tits"

i would have thought a bull with tits would be fairly useful? think of all those farmers on cold, lonely nights...

Hmmm...well, bulls don't produce milk, cows can't impregnate other cows...combining the two would make sense...where are the mad scientists when you need them?

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When something 'doesn't cut the mustard'

I mean mustard is a pretty malleable condiment, what wouldn't cut it? 

See. I always get that confused with "cut the cheese". One of them means to fart. I think it's the cheese one. But then I still think the mustard one means the same because mustard stinks.

The other one I hate is "chew you out". My mum uses it all the time when referring to having a go at someone aggressively. But for some reason it just makes me think of oral sex, which is really quite disturbing when your mother says it 

[Thaluikhain]

I think it's disturbing to think of chewing in realtion to oral sex.

I mean, people say stuff like muff-munching, but I'd iamgine having your muff actually munched on would fucking hurt.

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I think it's disturbing to think of chewing in realtion to oral sex.

I mean, people say stuff like muff-munching, but I'd iamgine having your muff actually munched on would fucking hurt.

depends how it's done really 

[Thaluikhain]

I'd have thought that any munching, as the word is understood to mean, would be bad, unless Squiggleyaks have thick leathery skin over those areas, or something.

[hammer]

Someone used
"Dance with the Devil and get Fleas" in a bike forum i read today
is it just me or is something terribly wrong with that

It actually makes sense if you remember that 'Devil' is the Phantom's german sheperd dog.

How's that mobile loungesuite coming along, Fredson?


I like 'it's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick'.

Would an unburnt stick would be worse?.

Many years ago, (while pushing a wheelbarrow) Someone in my family got that saying, and 'Better than getting your foot run over by a loaded wheelbarrow' very confused. Consequently, in my family we say..

"It's better that a poke in the eye with a burnt wheelbarrow"

- now that WOULD hurt!