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[Lord Biscuit©]

1. Dogs with harelips can end up with two noses.

2. Gabardine is a rival to modern, synthetic mountaineering clothes - being lighter, hardwearing and water-resistant.

3. Nearly five times as many people commit suicide in Japan as die in traffic accidents. In the UK, adult deaths by suicide outstrip all road traffic deaths by about 60%.
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4. Children inherit a taste for meat and fish but acquire a liking, or loathing, for vegetables.

5. Private individuals can buy up parts of the Moon thanks to a loophole in the 1967 United Nations Outer Space Treaty that simply forbade any government from claiming a celestial resource such as the Moon.

6. Parents of toddlers spend an average of £406 a year on their child's clothing.

7. John Cleese flies from his home in Los Angeles to London to visit his dentist.

8. Clitoris derives its name from the ancient Greek word kleitoris, meaning "little hill".

9. A domestic cat can frighten a black bear to climb a tree.

10. Wrinkles can determine whether a smoker is more likely to develop lung disease - those with wrinkles have a five times higher risk of disease than those with smooth skin.

[Kelchables]

1. A male wombat courts a female by following her around in figure of eights.

2. Frank Zappa announced 'the best album ever' was by a trio of sisters called "The Shaggs"

3. "Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" by Fall Out Boy is a true fact. Their lawyers did make them change the name of the song (originally going to be called "My Name Is David Ruffin And These Are The Temptations") to avoid a law suit.

4. Glandular Fever is a branch of herpes.

5. Roger Hargreaves (Mr.Men) is the second best-selling author.

6. "Lord of the Rings" holds the record for the greatest number of false feet used in one movie: 60,000.

7. 'Bleach' is often referred to as "the emo's anime"

8. 'Tetris' for Gameboy has sold about 30 million copies. 

9. The swords used in 'Sin City' by Miho are the same ones used by some of the Crazy 88 in 'Kill Bill: Vol. 1 '

10. "Howl’s Moving Castle" was the second best selling anime for 2006, coming second to "Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children"

[thammydigital]

1. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.

2. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

3. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

4. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

5. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

6. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

7. The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.

8. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

9. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

10. In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length

[Truckarella]

1.   You can’t baptise cats.

2.   White shoes are only for total prostitutes.

3.   Cheap meat is cheap for a reason.

4.   Vanilla essence does not taste as good as it smells.

5.   I do.

6.   There is no number 6.

7.   While hydrogen is the most abundant gas in the universe, methane is the most abundant under my doona.

8.   Australia had 455 airports in 2006.

9.   The car tyre is the natural enemy of the empty plastic bottle.

10.   10 is always 10 in base 10.

[Fritz]

2. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Why isn't GWB hunting hurricanes then?

3. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

If they smoke, do they get cancer of the anus?

4. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

I will remember that when I am in hospital and being attended to by a smashing nurse.

6. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

The are 457 dimples in the butt of a regulation penriff woman.

7. The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.

Is that for a person who consumes guiness daily or person who does not?

8. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

No wonder Humphrey had trouble exporting to the Finns!

9. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

And your arse would fall off.

[Truckarella]

1.   Eskimos have several words for snow, but none for qsmatwoff.

2.   There is no such thing as black cats, only black cat shaped holes in the universe.

3.   The world’s strongest woman was able to break 45 Tonka trucks in 2 hours in Stockton California in July 1984

4.   All Librans die of venereal disease.

5.   According to Wikipedia, it can be traditional to spank people on their birthday.  Sadly this is not a custom in Melbourne.

6.   If white bread could sing, it would sound like Olivia Newton John.

7.   The surface of the sun, whilst incredibly high in temperature, is quite inhabitable because it is a dry heat.

8.   The leading cause of mortality from crucifixion is tetanus from the nails.

9.   The pretzels don’t make you thirsty, your diabetes is making you thirsty you fat fuck.

10.   Handbrake turns are hellishly fun.

[Lord Biscuit©]

7.   The surface of the sun, whilst incredibly high in temperature, is quite inhabitable because it is a dry heat.

Fuck! That's had me stumped for years! 

[Lord Biscuit©]

1. Donald Eugene Webb
2. Victor Manuel Gerena
3. Glen Stewart Godwin
4. Osama bin Laden
5. James Joseph "Whitey" Bulger
6. Richard Steve Goldberg
7. Robert William Fisher
8. Diego Leon Montoya Sanchez
9. Jorge Alberto Lopez-Orozco
10.Emigdio Preciado, Jr.


- FBIs "most wanted"

[Lord Biscuit©]

1. Yahoo! - www.yahoo.com
2. Microsoft Network (MSN) - www.msn.com
3. Google - www.google.com
4. YouTube - www.youtube.com
5. Myspace - www.myspace.com
6. Windows Live - www.live.com
7. Baidu.com - www.baidu.com
8. Orkut.com - www.orkut.com
9. 腾讯网(http://www.qq.com) - www.qq.com
10.WikiPedia - www.wikipedia.org

Most visited web sites (www.alexa.com)

[Kelchables]

1. http://www.pokemon.com/
2. http://pokemonthemovie.warnerbros.com/
3. http://www.pokemon-games.com/
4. http://www.pokemon-tcg.com/
5. http://www.pokemonelite2000.com
6. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page
7. http://www.bulbagarden.net/gateway/
8. http://pokemonpalace.net/
9. http://www.elitepoke.net/home.php
10. http://www.sivph.com/

[a passing lunatic]

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[Kelchables]

1. Un
2. Deux
3. Trois
4. Quatre
5. Cinq
6. Six
7. Sept
8. Huit
9. Neuf
10. Dix

[Lord Biscuit©]

1. Dom
2. fadeaway
3. Nick 2
4. yakaroni
5. Fritz
6. The White Witch
7. Biscuit
8. Mez
9. Nate
10.blue


- top posters

[Nick 2]

Dom and Nick both cheated, remove them from the list to obtain the true score.

1. second most important number, next to zero
2. the first prime number
3. psychologically significant number. humans subconsciously count in groups of one, two, three, or more than three
4. the first not prime number. is equal to the product of two twos.
5. fuck that. five sucks.
6. product of the first two primes. regarded as an evil number by pythagoras and j. k. rowling.
7. seven is boring
8. two to the power of three
9. three to the power of two
A. psychologically significant. number of fingers a normal human has. has so strongly influenced mathematical systems that people cannot seperate this number from its representation '10' in base A.

[Lord Biscuit©]

right...


1. 1
2. 10
3. 11
4. 100
5. 101
6. 110
7. 111
8. 1000
9. 1001
10.1010

take that nerd!