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DiddlySquat

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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 09:33:15 AM »
 :-D :-D :-D

Nice try Aza, but it's a mighty fine licker thank you
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2007, 01:09:54 PM »
Oh my God.

Kick-boxing girl came over today with fishnet stockings and CFM boots.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2007, 01:34:19 PM »
And you were wearing your DNFH shorts?
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2007, 01:36:24 PM »
Okay, explain.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2007, 03:57:26 PM »
None of you boner brains with the exception of Fritz and Mr P. McGee know anything about the zestful tecniques of pleasuring ladies! Mr Duncan Corducci has made whooopppeee with over 800 so he should know!

Not too mention some of his signiature moves that get the chcicks goin!

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* The Dunco Special  :-D
*The Tuscan Bum Cleaner :-D
*The Dirty Dog Meister  :-D
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2007, 04:06:58 PM »
Those moves are world famous. Difficult to master, but world famous.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 04:08:15 PM »
Andy... a clue...

DNFH...
DN = did. not.

sigh.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2007, 04:09:29 PM »
What etiquette is involved in the Tuscan Bum Cleaner, Dunco?

Always remember to wipe after? or before? or is the whole act actually cleaning the Bum in question.

i feel queasy.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2007, 04:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Fritz on March 29, 2007, 04:06:58 PM
Those moves are world famous. Difficult to master, but world famous.
I was thinking more "difficult to stomach"  :lol:
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2007, 04:13:30 PM »
Make sure the butoon is clean and then zestfully licking your lovers bum :-D Mr Corducci has it down to a fine art :-D :-D :-D
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2007, 04:56:27 PM »
DNFH :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2007, 07:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Corducci Enterprises on March 29, 2007, 03:57:26 PM

* The Dunco Special  :-D
*The Tuscan Bum Cleaner :-D
*The Dirty Dog Meister  :-D


I IMBD'ed em and they've all been turned into X-rated movies with a 9+ rating

Sounds like a serious breach of copyright to me

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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2007, 08:52:06 AM »
Quote from: Corducci Enterprises on March 29, 2007, 03:57:26 PM
* The Dunco Special  :-D
*The Tuscan Bum Cleaner :-D
*The Dirty Dog Meister  :-D
Do you HAVE to marry Trucka?

* gc hums a certain Moving Pictures song
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2007, 04:48:26 PM »
Dont fall into his trap GC, first its the Bum Cleaner, then the sanchez.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2007, 08:47:40 PM »
Quote from: unomomento on March 30, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
Dont fall into his trap GC, first its the Bum Cleaner, then the sanchez.

eeeewwwwwwww......
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