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Sex etiquette
« on: March 24, 2007, 03:44:19 PM »

That caught your eye then didn't it?

 :-D :-D :-D

You sex-starved little perverts.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 04:43:09 PM »

Not sex starved... just was wondering what help you needed, virgin boy.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 05:30:54 PM »

Bahahahaha, never again will they taunt me with those accusations...and be right.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 05:32:57 PM »

Goddamnit, I thought I was going to learn  something! :x
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 05:38:13 PM »

Damnit Mez, I thought you were going to teach me something.

Great chance to discuss all that stuff you can't find in etiquette books though... OPP, wet spots, should you dutch oven on first dates, how many times can you use the 'whoops, it slipped... I didn't mean to put it in there' excuse, who provides the prophylactics, who provides the gin/dim lighting...etc etc

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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 05:54:27 PM »

Damnit Mez, I thought you were going to teach me something.

Great chance to discuss all that stuff you can't find in etiquette books though...

I hope you weren't expecting serious replies..
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OPP,
What does the Office of Public Prosecutions have to do with a discussion about sex? unlesss, oooooh, backs away quietly...  :roll:

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wet spots,

Apparently, slipping on the wet spot burns off 200 calories.
I can't wait for that segment on Australia's biggest loser. :lol:

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should you dutch oven on first dates,

I would never subject any girlfreind to my mother's cooking (unless I was trying to get rid of her)

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how many times can you use the 'whoops, it slipped... I didn't mean to put it in there' excuse,

As many times as you like, dear..... :wink:
However, The girl could just ask the guy to 'be her personal tradesman'

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who provides the prophylactics,

The bloke should, but it can't hurt for the girl to carry some "just in case".
As A variation on this question, if one, or both of the parties are incredibly ugly, which one should provide the bag for the 'other' head?
And should that bag have a hole for the mouth?

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who provides the gin/dim lighting...etc etc

See answer to previous question..

Here's one, when being date-raped, is it acceptable to bring your preferred mix of drugs, or are you just obliged to take the GHB on offer?
Now I understand the OPP question. When should they get involved?
« Last Edit: March 24, 2007, 05:56:09 PM by hammerondaridiculous »
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 08:52:29 PM »

Please don't start fake topics.  :-(
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2007, 09:54:00 PM »

I thought I might be able to help a young lad through puberty. Turns out he's got a way to go.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2007, 10:52:08 PM »

Are you handing out advice andy, or is this your way of asking for advice?
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2007, 10:55:16 PM »

well actually it was mor of a joke. But if you've got something you want to say I won't stop you.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2007, 11:00:14 PM »

I only hand out advice if asked.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2007, 11:15:30 PM »

I only hand out advice if asked.
There are many ways of asking. For example, when someone cuts me off, I know they are simply asking for my advice about their lack  of driving skills.
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2007, 09:14:41 AM »

Sex Etiquette, is that the correct way for a woman to hold her licker?
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2007, 09:27:05 AM »

My nickname around our house is Drambuie
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Re: Sex etiquette
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2007, 09:31:43 AM »

My nickname around our house is Drambuie

So this would mean you are a French licker then?
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