Damnit Mez, I thought you were going to teach me something.
Great chance to discuss all that stuff you can't find in etiquette books though...
I hope you weren't expecting serious replies..
OPP,
What does the Office of Public Prosecutions have to do with a discussion about sex? unlesss, oooooh, backs away quietly...

wet spots,
Apparently, slipping on the wet spot burns off 200 calories.
I can't wait for that segment on Australia's biggest loser.

should you dutch oven on first dates,
I would never subject any girlfreind to my mother's cooking (unless I was trying to get rid of her)
how many times can you use the 'whoops, it slipped... I didn't mean to put it in there' excuse,
As many times as you like, dear.....
However, The girl could just ask the guy to 'be her personal tradesman'
who provides the prophylactics,
The bloke should, but it can't hurt for the girl to carry some "just in case".
As A variation on this question, if one, or both of the parties are incredibly ugly, which one should provide the bag for the 'other' head?
And should that bag have a hole for the mouth?
who provides the gin/dim lighting...etc etc
See answer to previous question..
Here's one, when being date-raped, is it acceptable to bring your preferred mix of drugs, or are you just obliged to take the GHB on offer?
Now I understand the OPP question. When should they get involved?