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Emperor Fadeaway

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Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« on: March 02, 2007, 10:59:26 AM »

Well people, it's been a wonderful 11 years, has it not?  The 2nd of March, 1996, what a glorious day in the history of our glorious country, the day when the evil cockroach of Australian politics, Paul Keating, was shown the door.

"Take a good look at this", said Johnny, "IT'S THE DOOR!"

And then Paul arse went through it and hasn't been seen or heard from since.

Johnny has been sitting in the nice comfortable, if lonely, seat at the top ever since.

We should all be thankful for he has served us all very well!  However, the story wouldn't be complete without a wonderful victory later on this year! Come election time the ALP will be shown to be the rudderless rabble that they have always been, and a sweeping victory for Howard will surely follow.

Life is sweet!

 :-)
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 11:18:10 AM »

And the shit gets stirred
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 11:46:30 AM »

Come election time the ALP will be shown to be the rudderless rabble that they have always been...


Is that a pun, Fadey?  :lol:  Fuck you and your right-wing mates!  :-P
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 11:48:31 AM »

people that need to be put to death

1. john howard
2. fadeaway
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 11:52:16 AM »

Is that a pun, Fadey?  :lol:  Fuck you and your right-wing mates!  :-P

Yes, it was.   :-D
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 12:00:03 PM »

I think we should all just be thankful for being blessed with 11 years of strong strategic management.
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2007, 12:37:36 PM »

Well people, it's been a wonderful 11 years, has it not?  The 2nd of March, 1996, what a glorious day in the history of our glorious country, the day when the evil cockroach of Australian politics, Paul Keating, was shown the door.

"Take a good look at this", said Johnny, "IT'S THE DOOR!"

And then Paul arse went through it and hasn't been seen or heard from since.

Johnny has been sitting in the nice comfortable, if lonely, seat at the top ever since.

We should all be thankful for he has served us all very well!  However, the story wouldn't be complete without a wonderful victory later on this year! Come election time the ALP will be shown to be the rudderless rabble that they have always been, and a sweeping victory for Howard will surely follow.

Life is sweet!

 :-)

Are you fishing for a flame war or what?
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2007, 01:42:52 PM »

You only have 19 posts!!  How could you possibly be competitve in a flame war around here?  We get quite nasty sometimes.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 01:48:56 PM »

You only have 19 posts!!  How could you possibly be competitve in a flame war around here?  We get quite nasty sometimes.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Talent and experience are two different things.  :)

Teach us, oh mighty one.
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2007, 02:03:06 PM »

Talent and experience are two different things.  :)

They sure are, but somehow I get a vibe you lack both.   :-)

Teach us, oh mighty one.

Goodness.  Read some of my threads from 2 years ago.  It should contain all the education you need!   :lol:
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 02:07:28 PM »

Yeah. The stuff he comes up with today just doesn't cut it any more.
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2007, 06:59:52 PM »

You only have 19 posts!!  How could you possibly be competitve in a flame war around here?  We get quite nasty sometimes.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
And you have 8673!!! You lookin for a medal? Everyone's gotta start somewhere sweetheart. Don't bother replying to this cos I'm not interested in continuing this.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 07:02:23 PM by kimba »
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2007, 07:22:39 PM »

Wow, has that time of year rolled around again already?
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2007, 12:07:44 AM »

And you have 8673!!! You lookin for a medal? Everyone's gotta start somewhere sweetheart. Don't bother replying to this cos I'm not interested in continuing this.
Are you related to Julie?
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Re: Happy Anniversary Johnny!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2007, 09:09:15 PM »

i hope 8k post count man was being sarcastic with his post

australia is down the pipe in every way now (apart from public debt)
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