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Author Topic: 1001 web type things to see before you die  (Read 3063 times)

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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2007, 02:13:10 AM »

What are we up to?  #29?


Learn about TimeCube, because you are educated stupid.



Remember, all clock faces are wrong. Your midday is someone else's midnight, someone else's sundown and even someone else's sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 - 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature's 4-Day Time Cube Creation.


You will win $1,000 if you can prove this is not true:



If Earth stood still, it would have mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-days, 4 mid-nights, 4 sun-ups and 4 sun-downs.
The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.


You Word-Murder Your Children.

     Human metamorphosis has 4-corner
     lifetime stages known as baby,child,
     parent and grandparent. Bible-god
     equates 1-corner and bare Earth for
     children. 4-corner Truth is ineffable
     and no self or god can speak Truth.
     Only baby is born.Adult is not born.
    Without metamorphosis - no adults.



3 EQUATOR 4 CORNER EARTH TIME ROTATES 96 HOURS AS A SIMULTANEOUS 4 DAY CUBE.

YOU WERE TAUGHT THAT THE EARTH HAS ONLY ONE EQUATOR AS IF THE EARTH WAS FLAT. YOU WERE TAUGHT IGNORANCE

CREATION HAS TWO SEX POLES & 4 CORNER RACES OF HUMANS.

GOD IS CORNERED AS A QUEER.

CK.
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2007, 09:19:52 AM »

OK. That's three minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2007, 10:52:14 AM »

What are we up to?  #29?


Hahaha... maybe that would be better in webshites...
But anyway, that was actually #34 (Not everyone has been numbering them, including myself *slaps self on wrist*)
So, only 967 to go!
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2007, 11:03:09 AM »

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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2007, 11:16:46 AM »

Sea Monkey Poetry... oooohhh yeah...
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2007, 11:34:14 AM »

Thanks for that Nym, I just had a year 11 Literature relapse, our poetry guy we studied was William Blake, who happened to do 'songs of innocence' and 'songs of experience'

Whilst Potter Puppet Pals is fun for the whole family!


And they've been some comics posted from it already, but Ctrl-Alt-Del is the bomb.


And we've one albinoblacksheep thing, but really, we should put The Llama Song in here too.


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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2007, 04:42:36 PM »

Oh yes, can't believe I haven't added this one yet:

40: The pygmy shrew
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2007, 04:46:41 PM »

Albino Blacksheep it is for the moment then.  I forgot to add this before.  (41)
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2007, 06:15:47 PM »

A couple more with a theme

42: the P-P-P-Powerbook prank

43: Scamming the scammers  :lol:
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2007, 08:14:05 PM »

44. The GAY adventures of burnt-face man!

 http://www.burntfaceman.com/

45. (For those who somehow missed this internet phenomena) I'TS SALAD FINGERS!

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

46. WE ARE ROBOTS

http://www.thefrown.com/player.php?/wearerobots/

47. Jay Pinkertons Spiderman comics

http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/2004/06/spiderman_comics.php

MAIN SITE - http://jaypinkerton.cracked.com/

(Read 'My Vagina The Prison' under fiction on the left of the page)

48. While we're at it why not cracked.com as well?

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1285

(WHOEVER WROTE THAT ARTICLE IS MY JESUS)
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2007, 01:52:53 PM »

50. monobrow.com ~ a classic

http://monobrow.com/

A little taste of what you'll find:

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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2007, 07:08:22 PM »

ubuntu.com

not really a great website, but I had to give it a plug.
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2007, 08:00:05 PM »

51. Frighten Toad

http://www.farb.ru/main.html

By the way is my death imminent as suggested by the itle of this topic?
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2008, 08:15:20 AM »

52. The Official God FAQ

53. Sketch Swap

And thank you to the guest that I saw reading this thread  :-)
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Re: 1001 web type things to see before you die
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2008, 01:57:49 AM »

Yes, thank you from moi aussi.
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