Right.
Ok then, Flame ME and show me how's it done.
I doubt you have either the wit or intelligence to do so. 
Dear Papa,
I've been watching you in the forum over the last few days. You seem to think that being ambiguous is the equivalent of being intelligent and insightful. It's not.
You seem to think that forging a 'connection' with established forum members, sharing an in-joke with them, will make your sad, wasted existence more bearable. It won't.
You seem to think that your ongoing attempts at humour are appreciated by a wider audience, that you're funny. You're not.
I find it ironic that he who attempted to flame me for wanting to be 'cyber-punched', as you put it, by the next post was asking to be flamed himself. Perhaps it is not I who derives sexual pleasure from the carefully weighted striking of my psyche, but you.
Let me answer the question that you ask yourself as you fall asleep each night: no, they don't really love you, and they never will.
Please leave, before someone more witty and capable than me decides to join in the fun.
No friend of yours,
Tux
