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Author Topic: Celebrity Death Bingo  (Read 21690 times)

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Thaluikhain

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Re: Nev's Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2006, 09:52:43 PM »
Quote from: Mez on December 28, 2006, 05:45:49 PM
I'm fervently hoping for the deaths this year of JHo, 'Smarmy' Costello and 'Fishnets' Downer.

As far as I know, none of them have a terminal illness except stupidity and greed.

If I get the trifecta, I will not only be crying 'BINGO!' at the top of my voice, but 'Bonzer!' and Bewdy!' as well. :-)

Unfortunately, if they died, we'd have to find some people to replace them, and they'd most likely be just as naughty, possibly not as competent.
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Re: Nev's Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2006, 10:37:44 PM »
i'm just going to pluck 3 at random, just to see what happens.....

Matt Damon

Keith Urban

and

Kate Fisher.

*goes and orders an uzi*

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Re: Nev's Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2006, 04:17:56 PM »
Quote from: Wolf on Set on December 28, 2006, 02:21:56 PM
Saddam Hussein...he doesn't have a terminal illness as such...

Does getting turned to stone count?  If so, I will put down Kevin Rudd, just after a schism in the Labour Party, and just before Australia is plunged into an unnatural ice age.

Ba-Bow!  Saddam is a late scratching.
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2006, 02:14:07 AM »
anthony hopkins

nic cage

priscilla presley
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2006, 02:21:51 AM »
Being a staunch pacifist I don't wish an untimely death upon anyone..... but if it HAD to happen how can I go past:

1. John Howard (Hell, i'd even help nudge him along if need be)

2. Shane Warne (Actually, ditto)

3. Eddie Macquire (Come to think of it, ditto again)

Are we only allowed 3? I mean even if the list was 3,000 I'd still have to leave people off  :-D
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2006, 09:13:53 AM »
I hope that 2007 brings you & your loved ones lots of good luck.  And may it also bring a painless death to the celebrities chosen below.  Fortunately, only a few people entered so it won't take me too long to summarise.  I have made some suggestions in red where entrants fell short of the minimum 3.

Squiggles
  • bert newton
  • kim beazley
  • kylie minogue

Hank
  • fidel castro
  • pete doherty
  • keith richards

Blue
  • olsen twin #1
  • olsen twin #2
  • margaret thatcher

Thal
  • saddam hussein
  • kevin rudd
  • charlton heston
  • robert downey jr

Mez
  • john howard
  • peter costello
  • alexander downer

Ankh
  • paris hilton
  • nicole ritchie
  • lindsay lohan

papabendi
  • adam ant
  • tim curry
  • robbie coltrane

DarkSky
  • matt damon
  • keith urban
  • kate fisher

bollocks
  • anthony hopkins
  • nic cage
  • priscilla presley

Aleks
  • john howard
  • shane warne
  • eddie mcguire

Entries can still be lodged up until midnight tonight, but my part is  pretty much finished now.
Queries about prize deliveries can be reffered to Corducci Enterprises Pty Ltd c/- Poohead McGee (junior VP).

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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2006, 11:31:34 AM »
Quote from: Nev Bartos on December 31, 2006, 09:13:53 AM
Blue
  • olsen twin #1
  • olsen twin #2
  • margaret thatcher

Thatcher is still alive?  :-o  :-P

Somehow I don't think I want to win this...
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2006, 11:50:23 AM »
Can I still enter? yay  :-)

ok...I don't have anything against them, they're just old :-D

The Queen

Michael Parkinson

and Sir Michael John Gambon.


*crosses fingers and waits out the year*
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2006, 05:49:57 PM »
Kevin Rudd...turned to stone
Paris Hilton...getting her brains fucked out on a home movie when she need more publicity
Bert Newton...I don't really care what kills him off.
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2006, 07:51:33 PM »
actually, can i add george w bush to that list? i reckon he'll get knocked off next year.
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2006, 11:26:07 PM »
Quote from: squigglebarry on December 31, 2006, 07:51:33 PM
actually, can i add george w bush to that list? i reckon he'll get knocked off next year.
Nah, waste of a bullet.  Anyway, someone as stupid as he is should not be let off so lightly.
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Re: Nev's Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2007, 12:33:01 AM »
Quote from: squigglerosie on December 24, 2006, 10:05:56 AM
bert newton
kim beazley
kylie minogue (relapse)

Jesus Christ!    :-o

Squigglejealous  :lol: took a few days away from the forum & all of her picks have disappeared off the face of the earth! 

Kylie has mysteriously cancelled some shows ... Bert hasn't shown his big moon face to defend his woman-beating son ... & ummm ... has anyone seen or heard from Kim lately?

I think we might have a winner!  Squiggles, 3 official death notices are technically required, but see Poohead about your Dunco Celebrity Denim Pack once the paperwork is complete.

And I was so sure that Blue would've taken out the Olsen twins with a sniper rifle    :|
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2007, 08:57:28 AM »
The whole Royal Family.
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Re: Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2007, 09:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Azazel on January 22, 2007, 08:57:28 AM
The whole Royal Family.


Aren't they technically "brain dead" as it is ?

I cry - "foul !"
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Re: Nev's Celebrity Death Bingo
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2007, 01:45:39 PM »
Quote from: Neville Bartos on January 18, 2007, 12:33:01 AM
And I was so sure that Blue would've taken out the Olsen twins with a sniper rifle    :|

But... I thought we had all year for this. Am I already too late?  :cry:
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