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[Nev Bartos]

This is it folks!

Your one time chance to wish death upon a famous person by the power of bingo.  You pick 3 famous people who you think might cark it in between 1/1/07 & 31/12/07.  The first person to get the trifecta stands up & shouts 'Bingo'.  A Dunco Celebrity Denim Pack* will be on the way to the lucky Chaserite by registered mail.  The Chaserite who selects the year's first celebrity death will receive a Dunco B-Grade Celebrity Denim Pack*.

So pick your 3 people with the following rules in mind;

• Fictional characters do not count
• Fellow Chaserites cannot be selected
• Celebrities already undergoing treatment for a terminal illness cannot be selected
• Celebrities already upon death row or currently facing trial for a capital crime cannot be selected

If nobody scores a natural triple death Bingo, the winner will be decided by the person with the highest tally.  In the event of some catastrophe occurring in Hollywood/Canberra etc & everybody's dreams coming true at once, the winner will be chosen by lowest aggregate age of their selected celebrities.  Of course, the funniest entry that makes the judge laugh could win, too.  Or even just the 1st person to bag a celebrity corpse.  But the judges decision is always final!

Submissions after 31/12/06 will be frowned upon.  Unless they're really, really funny.

*Details still to be negotiated

NSW TPL 06/14152

[Pink Cup]

Shit Nev, I don't think there are enough dexies in the world to keep this lots attention on something for that long.

I am now going to stop the impulse of typing in the name of celebs I want to die and start thinking which ones might actually pack there cases and check out.

I'll be back 

[Star Fish]

Are there any left? I thought they *all* died last year?

[The Loner]

* loner runs through thread in shameless attempt to up post count *

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bert newton
kim beazley
kylie minogue (relapse)

[Thaluikhain]

Not Kylie!...imagine what would happen...nonstop playing of "Locomotion" for 6 months on the radio, non-stop Kylie specials and tributes,

A special farewell tour using a computer generated version of her...

Fuck.

Bert Newton will never die...at the end of time, he'll stand astride the remains of the earth, watching the stars fade to nothingness...and still not be funny.

[Hank Azaria Chamberlain]

Fidel Castro (nothing he has is terminal)
Pete Doherty
Keith Richards.

[blue]

The Olsen twins.

[Thaluikhain]

Saddam Hussein...he doesn't have a terminal illness as such...

Does getting turned to stone count?  If so, I will put down Kevin Rudd, just after a schism in the Labour Party, and just before Australia is plunged into an unnatural ice age.

[turkeykiller]

Not Kylie!...imagine what would happen...nonstop playing of "Locomotion" for 6 months on the radio, non-stop Kylie specials and tributes,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo! 

[Mez]

I'm fervently hoping for the deaths this year of JHo, 'Smarmy' Costello and 'Fishnets' Downer.

As far as I know, none of them have a terminal illness except stupidity and greed.

If I get the trifecta, I will not only be crying 'BINGO!' at the top of my voice, but 'Bonzer!' and Bewdy!' as well.

[Ankh]

I find this thread sick and disgusting. Nevertheless, I'd like to bet a quiet $20 on this trio of anal delinquents:

Paris Hilton
Nicole Ritchie
Lindsay Lohan

[papabendi]

Pete Doherty

Any chance this can be sped up ?

My bets for the Dead Pool...

Adam Ant
Tim Curry
Robbie Coltrane

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if adam ant and tim curry die, i'd like to have one final moment alone with both of their corpses (post rigor-mortis, of course) 

[papabendi]

if adam ant and tim curry die, i'd like to have one final moment alone with both of their corpses (post rigor-mortis, of course) 

Ant Music's line "Unplug the Jukebox". I will never be able to listen to that again.