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Lord Biscuit©

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3960 on: September 21, 2010, 02:32:18 PM »

Not a bag, I want a cardboard coffin.
And how many trees will they have cut down to satisfy your eco-unfriendly tastes? Hmmm?
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Wolfe Tone

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3961 on: September 21, 2010, 02:33:31 PM »

Enough to provide a nice cane to whack you out of my Ferrari.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3962 on: September 21, 2010, 02:37:06 PM »

Right. A cane tree. :roll:
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Wolfe Tone

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3963 on: September 21, 2010, 02:41:57 PM »

Botany will not prevent me.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3964 on: September 22, 2010, 12:46:20 AM »

This here boot up the goolies will, though.

*PUNT!*

*Wolfie flies off to Timbuktu at mach III, screaming all the way*

Now, walking around my Ferrari I can't see too much damage.  So unless Az has filled the sump with superglue I should be OK.


Reason for edit: Fuck it. 1 knew there was something wrong with that.  :oops:
« Last Edit: September 23, 2010, 12:23:55 AM by Mez »
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3965 on: September 22, 2010, 12:48:14 AM »

*Wolfie flies off to Timbuktu at mach 111, screaming all the way*

Now, walking around my Ferrari I can't see too much damage. 

Any Wolfie sized object flying off at 111 times the speed of sound is going to cause immense damage to anything and everything along its flight path.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3966 on: September 22, 2010, 01:09:14 AM »

Hey, I'm not that fat.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3967 on: September 22, 2010, 01:11:57 AM »

Only cause you're sort of tall.
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Wolfe Tone

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3968 on: September 22, 2010, 01:23:05 AM »

I'm average. Everyone else is freakishly tall or short.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3969 on: September 22, 2010, 01:30:27 AM »

Almost average, you're a few centimetres short of the ideal height.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3970 on: September 22, 2010, 01:38:52 AM »

ideal if you're a giant. Or a Communist.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3971 on: September 22, 2010, 09:54:40 AM »

Any Wolfie sized object flying off at 111 times the speed of sound is going to cause immense damage to anything and everything along its flight path.

Get pretty hot for Wolfie as well...

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3972 on: September 22, 2010, 09:57:33 AM »

True, though I had assumed that if Mez is propelling someone with a "boot up the goolies", she isn't too concerned with their wellbeing, though.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3973 on: September 22, 2010, 04:39:17 PM »

Just don't try and kick Mez there, your foot will get stuck. Now fuck off you lot, I have a funeral on tomorrow and need the hearse ( check previous posts ) and will need it again in the next week, just found out a good friend suddenly died yesterday, only in his mid forties. Bummer.

So just fuck off (please) I need MY FEARSE.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3974 on: September 22, 2010, 04:59:51 PM »

Just don't try and kick Mez there, your foot will get stuck.

Well, you could probably pry it loose eventually.

I'm not sure if that would annoy Mez, or persuade her to give you the car...
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