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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3495 on: March 23, 2010, 12:47:27 PM »
and possession is nine-tenths of this war!

Mine!
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3496 on: March 23, 2010, 01:42:11 PM »
*flashes equally dodgy "transfer of ownership" papers (from Bix to me)*

And no, you can't have a closer look at those, either!

Mez, once again in possession of Ferrari, burns rubber and escapes.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3497 on: March 23, 2010, 02:54:30 PM »
I've keyed my name in the window....  Who could argue with that?
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3498 on: March 23, 2010, 04:20:46 PM »
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3499 on: March 23, 2010, 10:29:56 PM »
*gets window replaced*

Shit, the upkeep on this car is financially crippling me!  But it's so good for my image.  8-)
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3500 on: March 24, 2010, 04:12:23 PM »
Yea, yea, you're right - everyone who sees you in it thinks

 "Look at the bogan hippy car thief!, she's just trying to get free accomodation!" :lol:
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3501 on: March 24, 2010, 05:31:27 PM »
No they don't! They say, "Look there's Aza'z Ferrari, some scumbag must of stolen it. Let's get'em".
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3502 on: March 24, 2010, 05:34:55 PM »
You're getting the Ferrari red confused with postie bike red Az,

Let's keep it simple...

You have the two wheel thing

And the four wheel thing belongs to Hammer
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3503 on: March 24, 2010, 05:43:13 PM »
I'm colour blind so the colour makes no difference, as for the amount of wheels, I happen to drive MY FERRARI, THIS ONE HERE THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF and HAPPEN TO HAVE ON TWO WHEELS YET AGAIN SO AS I DON'T WEAR THE OTHER TYRES OUT, goes just fine on two wheels.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3504 on: March 25, 2010, 11:51:38 PM »
*slaps self on forehead*

You sold the other two wheels, didn't you?
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3505 on: March 26, 2010, 09:52:29 AM »
he didn't wheely....
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3506 on: March 26, 2010, 05:17:55 PM »
No, I lent to to a mate because his motor bike was too tired and couldn't stand up by itself.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3507 on: March 28, 2010, 11:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Azazel on March 26, 2010, 05:17:55 PM
No, I lent to to a mate because his motor bike was too tired and couldn't stand up by itself.

You lent your to to to a mate, it the hope it would give his motorbike the horn?

That's just a bit 'country', Az, maybe you should get out more!

And learn to spell better, it's called a Tutu! as in Bishop Desmond! ;-)
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3508 on: March 29, 2010, 12:02:22 AM »
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3509 on: April 01, 2010, 01:39:46 AM »
Quote from: Thaluikhain on March 29, 2010, 12:02:22 AM


I could probably sell that at work!

Along with the Ferrari!

2 lawyer jokes for the price of one!
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.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the
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