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Azazel

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3480 on: March 17, 2010, 05:54:41 PM »
The tooth fairy.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3481 on: March 19, 2010, 12:10:16 PM »
Wrong end!  You now have a snappy arsehole, with teeth!

And fuck off out of my Ferrari; you're ruining my image!   :x
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3482 on: March 19, 2010, 03:51:01 PM »
I just used your image to wipe my arse and now it looks better.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3483 on: March 19, 2010, 05:16:01 PM »
her image, or your arse?
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3484 on: March 19, 2010, 05:47:27 PM »
Well both. The wiping got the shit off my arse and the brown stain on Mez'z nose is quite an improvement.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3485 on: March 19, 2010, 08:01:45 PM »
*scrubs nose with Dettol*

Jesus Az, WTF have you been eating?

*pulls out Glock, shoots Az in arse*

Dirty fucker.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3486 on: March 19, 2010, 11:57:33 PM »
Crack dealer Mez, at it again, popin' caps in rivals' arses.


Fucking my Ferrari, anyway.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3487 on: March 20, 2010, 08:01:01 AM »
Farts and shoots Wolfie's bare arse, "STOP FUCKING MY FERRARI YOU KINKY PRICK"
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3488 on: March 20, 2010, 12:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Wolfe Tone on March 19, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Crack dealer Mez, at it again, popin' caps in rivals' arses.

Crack?  Hell no!  I'm basically a peaceful dope-smoking hippy until someone steals my fucking car - that's what the gun's for!

Fairly useless popping Az up the arse though - his appears to be iron-clad, and his farts are lethal, as you just found out Wolfe.

Quote from: Wolfe Tone on March 19, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Fucking my Ferrari, anyway.

Fucking NOT.  :-P
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3489 on: March 20, 2010, 12:52:03 PM »
Fucking was.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3490 on: March 20, 2010, 07:31:30 PM »
Fucking is.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3491 on: March 20, 2010, 08:59:41 PM »
It's fucking MINE so fuck off and get your own Ferraris, go on, off you go!

And don't come back or you'll be fucking toast.   :x
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3492 on: March 21, 2010, 12:03:53 AM »
I prefer Fruit Salad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg

Now get a wiggle on & get the fuck out of my car!







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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3493 on: March 23, 2010, 01:15:16 AM »
It's OK Hammer - we are, after all, still playing in the sandpit here.  "IT'S MINE!!"  "NO, IT'S MINE!!!"  "GIMME IT BACK IT'S MINE MINE MINE!!!!" et hoc genus omne.  8-)

Anyway, it really is mine.

*flashes rego papers*

No, you can't have a closer look!  Just go away!  Leave me and my Ferrari in peace!

*zooms off into the night, trailing bongwater-flavoured exhaust fumes*

 :oops:  Yeah, I ran low and had to fill the radiator with bong water!  So what?  Fuck you!

*disappears around hairpin bend*
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3494 on: March 23, 2010, 11:44:19 AM »
Quote from: Mez on March 23, 2010, 01:15:16 AM
*flashes rego papers*

To be strictly legal about this registration does not equate to ownership.

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