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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3465 on: March 10, 2010, 01:13:46 PM »
But not as fast as you think. I'll met you at your destination to collect the keys
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3466 on: March 10, 2010, 02:21:09 PM »
Even I don't know where my destination is - how do you?

And anyway, stop tailgating me! 

*taps brakes* 

I hope that made you shit yourself.   :-P
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3467 on: March 10, 2010, 07:47:51 PM »
Now you have to clean the seats again Mez, HA HA.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3468 on: March 10, 2010, 10:01:28 PM »
There is no reason in the world why I would clean the seats of the Hammervan!

Hammer can just stay warm and comfy in his own dung.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3469 on: March 11, 2010, 10:18:23 AM »
I'm in the chopper tailing the Ferrari, you didn't scare me a bit.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3470 on: March 11, 2010, 02:12:25 PM »
I was wondering how you were keeping up in that clapped-out van!

De nada.  I bet the chopper is full of shit.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3471 on: March 12, 2010, 12:30:11 PM »
And I'm getting ready to dump a load ! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3472 on: March 12, 2010, 12:34:13 PM »
We don't need to know that Hammer.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3473 on: March 12, 2010, 06:40:34 PM »
I do!

*speeds up and outraces dumped shit*

You'll never catch me alive, and if I go, I take the Ferrari with me!  The parcel shelf (sometimes called the backseat) is packed with C4.  8-)
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3474 on: March 13, 2010, 06:12:33 PM »
And it was quite nice. Bet I fart well later.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3475 on: March 13, 2010, 08:19:25 PM »
Enjoy your next (last) cigarette, Az!

*KA-BOOM!*

That's the sound of Aza being blown to hell, I assume.  Wow, that C4 blew Aza's trailer - and the blocks it was propped up on - sky-high!

*dodges falling bricks*

Aww, that brick took Nanny out.  :-(  She was perverse, but deep down she was a lovely goat before she met Aza.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3476 on: March 13, 2010, 08:24:33 PM »
*ignores the noise of the horrible noisy car*
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3477 on: March 13, 2010, 11:23:18 PM »
*ignores the smell from the late Az's arsehole being liberally scattered about the neighborhood*

I've heard of a 'wipeout', butt that's taking things too far!
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3478 on: March 17, 2010, 05:42:24 PM »
Right, I've got my shit back together again. Now fuck off and stand clear of MY FERRARI or I'll run you over. I have places to go and people to see.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3479 on: March 17, 2010, 05:50:02 PM »
Who did Humpty Dumpty recommend to help you get your shit back together?
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