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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3450 on: March 07, 2010, 08:01:00 AM »
This bit.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3451 on: March 08, 2010, 01:43:08 PM »
You're right, you can't have that bit!
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

Mez

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3452 on: March 08, 2010, 03:08:38 PM »
You can't have ANY of it - by now I'm hundreds of miles away and keeping on going, as far from you Ferrari thieves as I can get.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3453 on: March 08, 2010, 04:49:28 PM »
You didn't think about crossing the border did you?

*pulls off safety on Walther semi-automatic*
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3454 on: March 09, 2010, 11:46:10 AM »
You should never cross a border, not only do they get very irate, but you never know what state they'll leave you in.
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3455 on: March 09, 2010, 11:49:56 AM »
So far I've crossed TWO borders and I'm still going...

Catch me if you can! (You can't).  8-)
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3456 on: March 09, 2010, 11:57:10 AM »
Quote from: hammer on March 09, 2010, 11:46:10 AM
You should never cross a border, not only do they get very irate, but you never know what state they'll leave you in.

Hammer, you are utterly charming with your puns!
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3457 on: March 09, 2010, 12:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Gin_Bunny on March 09, 2010, 11:57:10 AM
Hammer, you are utterly charming with your puns!

Nice try with the scmooze there GB, I see what you were trying to do.

However, the Ferrari is MINE!

Mez is driving her 4WD, but with the stuff she's taking, she just hasn't noticed.
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3458 on: March 09, 2010, 03:36:14 PM »
No, I left the 4WD with Mr Mez, who will need it to drive children and cats around.

I'm in the Ferrari and just eating up the miles.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3459 on: March 09, 2010, 05:07:40 PM »
Don't forget to get it washed & serviced

Your the only one who ever does ;-)
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3460 on: March 09, 2010, 05:10:56 PM »
I love that this spam thread now has over 200 pages...
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3461 on: March 09, 2010, 06:08:55 PM »
Get fucked. I own the FERRARI.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3462 on: March 09, 2010, 06:12:06 PM »
*points out that possession, in this case, is ten points of the law*
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3463 on: March 10, 2010, 12:19:08 AM »
But NO points on the ownership of the Ferrari
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3464 on: March 10, 2010, 01:03:49 AM »
No, Hammer, you're missing the finer points here.

The Ferrari is MINE because I'm in it, speeding away from you as fast as I can (and that's pretty fast)!
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